What did Lily do? Did she tear up a picture of the pope or something?
No.
Good. Cause that's been done.
S1Mrs. Finnerty, You've Got a Lovely Daughter
Jimmy (as he watches Lily & her friends perform "Big Spender"): I don't know why, but I want to give that one my allowance.
S1Love Child
Jimmy (to Lily): What's the matter with you?
I just found out I'm a bastard.
Don't worry, Dad says his boss is too.
Claudia (to Eddie): You slept with her, didn't you?
I just met her yesterday.
So?
It was just once.
S1 E1Lily B. Good
Dad said we couldn't get a cable box, they're too expensive.
Your dad and I live in two different worlds.
Uncle Eddie, it's stolen isn't it?
'Stolen' would be a word from your dad's world.
[referring to Sean throwing chicken at a car when he sees Brad and Lily making out in it]
[giggles]
It's not funny! I didn't know what else to do.
How is throwing chicken even an option?!
Walt, why are my children on a chain gang?
I am teaching these boys how to dig a hole
Why?
A good hole can serve a boy in a lot of ways. It helps them focus, lets them sweat, and makes them appreciate a warm bed at night.
How much is there to teach about a hole?
That's the kind of attitude that leads to substandard holes.
Well there was more than just chicken.
Biscuits?
NO, no.
So you still have the biscuits?
No, there were no biscuits! I'm talking about an additional incident.
I can't believe you didn't get biscuits, they come with the chicken.
I didn't get any biscuits! Look I went out to get a bucket of chicken, I got a bucket of chicken.
You would have had to specifically asked them to leave the biscuits out!
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