Claudia (about Lily): What can you do to cheer her up?
I'm gonna take a section of an orange peel, put it in my mouth, and act like a monster.
No thanks.
It makes all my friends laugh.
Your friends are all baked.
That doesn't mean they're not a deserving audience!
What did Lily do? Did she tear up a picture of the pope or something?
No.
Good. Cause that's been done.
Jimmy (as he watches Lily & her friends perform "Big Spender"): I don't know why, but I want to give that one my allowance.
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