Caroline Todd quotes from Green Wing

Caroline

I’m just saying it’s a male dominated workplace.

Bollocks!

Caroline

I’ve got a few other points you can prove for me if you like.

It’s not male dominated, there are bloody women everywhere.

Mac

Hmm…crunching underfoot everywhere they walk.

Yeah. Have you ever paid for a woman to walk on you? I have. It’s pointless. Really hurts.

Caroline

Wow, it’s like working with Germaine Greer.

[To Caroline] You’ve got paperclips stuck to your hand.

Caroline

Have I? [Caroline lifts up her left hand. There are paperclips stuck to it.] Oh, must be a full moon; my hand goes magnetic.

Can you get a verruca on your penis?

Caroline

I can’t, can you?

Mac

Never tried, pretty good at most parlour games though.

A friend of mine fell knob first into a foot bath at a swimming pool, he was wondering, that’s all. I’m not interrupting anything am I?

Mac

Just the evolution of mankind.

[As Caroline takes a towel and wipes the mirror without reading the message.] No!

Caroline

What?

You spoilt it.

Caroline

[Brushing her teeth] Spoilt what?

The mirror, I'd written in it.

Caroline

Really.

Yes.

Caroline

Wrote what?

It doesn’t matter now, but if you must know it was, 'I love you.'

Caroline

You bloody narcissist!