Boyce quotes from Green Wing

Boyce

[To Martin, after he denies he offered a ride on his motorbike to a prostitute.] "Well, there was someone straddling you mate, maybe you should check your rear-view mirrors more."

Alan

You’re probably thinking that in some bizarre way that my playing the recorder has caused, erm, an expansion down below.

Boyce

I wasn’t thinking that, but I am now.

Boyce

I don't think you understand. That's soldered on. It's never gonna come off.

Alan

Yes, quite. Remarkable—all achieved in apparently under five minutes. [Alan hits Boyce under the chin with the point, knocking off the star and hurting him badly.] Right, moving on to the third upper metatarsal...