Kim Alabaster quotes from Green Wing

Kim

"There was a time I had not seen you, I don't know how I coped. Now every day I want to watch you and help you with your [pronounced phonetically] moped." "Help you with your moped?" What's that?

Karen

Thing is, he said I had a furry face. That can't be a good thing, can it?

Kim

No, I guess not.

Karen

[in tears] Damn my furry face!

Harriet

Oh, sorry I’m late. The kids.

Kim

Took forever to get ready?

Harriet

Yeah, and the traffic.

Terrible?

Harriet

Wasn’t it. Then I had to stop off at… [She opens her bag, and a cat comes out of it.] Oh. Well who did I leave at the vets then?

Joanna

Right, what have we got? Anything?

Kim

Oh wait, there’s a complaints file.

Joanna

I knew it! [They open the file. A pop-up paper set of flowers comes up from the file. Both scream at the sight.] Oh damn, she’s good.