Angela Hunter quotes from Green Wing

Caroline

What are you wearing?

Angela

It's called a white coat. It's identical to the one you're wearing, only a tiny bit whiter.

Angela

Just tell him what happened.

Caroline

He might not believe me. I’ve got no witnesses.

Angela

Well, if he knows his minds gone a bit…blurrg…so just tell him.

Caroline

Oh right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hi Mac, I’m er, I’m Caroline. You know, the one you found a bit irritating at first, but then er…well, the thing is you really, really liked me and now we’re kind of a couple. So, there you go, I’ve filled in all the gaps, let’s go to bed.

Angela

Well, maybe in not so many words.

Sue

Do I look like a mug? Have I got a handle? Am I made of china? Am I kept in a cupboard or on a small wooden tree? Would you like to put your lips on my rim? You may answer that question, the others were rhetorical.

Angela

This is the chance of a lifetime. If it doesn’t happen now, it may never happen!

Sue

Are we still on the rim thing?