Karen Ball quotes from Green Wing

Karen

Thing is, he said I had a furry face. That can't be a good thing, can it?

Kim

No, I guess not.

Karen

[in tears] Damn my furry face!

Harriet

Ooh, this one.

Karen

That's more Rachel. It's not really Joanna.

Harriet

We can put a candle on each nipple. I’ve always wanted to do that. Either that or run away and join the circus.

Karen

What’s that on your coat?

What?

Karen

Silver lines, on there.

Oh, snails. Yeah, I went to a party last night and, err…woke up in the garden.

You queen!

Karen

(embarrassed smile) No!

Yes! (indicates her hair) Brian May! Queen!