Goat quotes from Green Eggs and Ham

Goat

We can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way, amigo. Now why don't you just tell your little friend to come out, too?

Afraid he's busy, hombre. Rustlin' up some green eggs and ham.

Goat

[smirking] Mmm, that sounds good! How 'bout we eat 'em together?

[grimly] No. I will not eat them with a goat.

Goat

[growls] Looks like you chose the hard way.

Is this the hard way? I know what you’re here for. And it’s yours if... you promise me you’ll stay far away from the two girls who just drove out of here... forever.

Goat

You two think you can defile my wheels and abscond with my cargo? And get away with it?

That’s our friend. You can-eater!

Sam-I-Am

The goat is on the boat!

Goat

I'm on the boat.

Gluntz

So... tell me about your social life. Do you hang out with other goats, or do you like to mix it up?

Goat

Not talking.

Gluntz

[blows and sips the coffee] Any hobbies?

Goat

Not talking.

Gluntz

Interesting hobby! Do you like board games?

Goat

No.

Gluntz

[gasps, throws the coffee at the Goat and throws the mug on the floor] You monster!

Goat

Well, well... looks like that flying machine of yours didn’t work, compadre.

Guess we’ll find out, amigo.