I bet he really misses his mom. Don't you think?
[Sam cringes slightly and looks ahead at his lunch]
I know I would.
Ma'am, your son...
Your adorable son...
...is in serious trouble. If you want to help him, tell us where that ferry is going.
KKaren
Why would I help you? You're the BADGUYS.
Darn right, we are! BADGUY proud!
KKaren
Well, then, I'm not telling you anything. You're bad.
[confused] I'm sorry. One more time?
KKaren
[equally confused] You're... bad?
What? Are you kidding me? [laughs] This lady. No, no, no, no, no. [indicates around McWinkle's grey-speckled middle] We're good.
KKaren
But you're the BADGUYS.
And we are good.
KKaren
No! You and that scary fella are the BADGUYS.
And we're good! See? [presents the business card to Karen]
KKaren
This says "BADGUYS".
Exactly. [flips it over to show the writing on the back of the card] It stands for Bureau of Animal Defense Glurfsburg Upper Yipville Section.
That's a surprise. You got it all wrong. Turns out the BADGUYS have been good all along. I wanted to share that with you for the longest time. You have no idea how hard it was for me not to spoil it! Oh!
KKaren
Okay, to be fair, your name is a little misleading.
Gluntz? I get that a lot. It's a family name, shortened from O'Gluntzenburg by my great-great... ...great-great-great-grandfather. No wait. Sorry, scratch that. It was my great-great... ...great-great-great-great...
GGuy
So, um... [Michellee groans] Next stop, Meepville, huh?
Yes, and I know you don’t want any company on your journey, so I’ll leave you to it.
GGuy
Michellee, wait!
Wait? I’m sorry, are you saying you want me around? Because the last time I saw you, you said we’d better off going our separate ways.
GGuy
I was wrong.
I’m not sure you were.
GGuy
I was! It was a stupid thing to say, and the only reason I said it was to protect you and E.B. [sighs] But it was dumb, and it hurt you... and for that, I’m deeply sorry.
I...
[alarm blares]
Huh?
GGuy
Huh?
Oh!
[Guy exclaims]
We’re headed straight for that wall!
[both gasp as the ferry transforms into a submarine and hold on to each other as the submarine submerges]
[Guy and Michellee start laughing when they saw the underwater view]
GGuy
Forgive me?
I appreciate the apology, but you really hurt me back at the cabin, and... I don’t want to go through that again.
PWPirate waiter
Welcome to the Gravy Boat, where we go overboard to serve you. May I take your order, Captains?
I'll have the green eggs and ham, please.
Whoa! Way to go, E.B. They are excellent on a boat. Let it be two orders, matey, and I'll take mine over hard.
Oh, wow! You were right all along, Sam. They look weird, and they sound awful, but... Mmm! Green eggs and ham taste great! Come on. You need energy to finish your big mission!
GGuy
I... I don’t blame you for thinking that it’s easier to be alone. I used to think like that, too. It seemed that the only way to not get hurt or hurt others was to be on my own. Until I met you. I feel safer when we’re together. All I want to do is to be able to give that same feeling to you. I know I haven’t. I mean, I escaped from prison, I impersonated a carny for money, I almost got your daughter killed by a... by a Goat...
Don’t list more things.
GGuy
[sighs] I’m just asking you to give me one more chance to try.
Do you have a piece of paper?
GGuy
Uh, p-paper? Oh, I’m... I’m sure I have some somewhere. Ah-ha. What for?
For this.
GGuy
[exhales] It’s beautiful.
[giggles] It’s my phone number, dummy, so you can call me.
GGuy
[chuckles] I got it. I will.
Honey, we’re going to Meepville!
The city that always meeps.
The goat is on the boat!
I'm on the boat.
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