Pam-I-Am quotes from Green Eggs and Ham

Pam

If the Zooks captured you, they'd break you faster than a green egg on a concrete sidewalk.

Narrator

Heads up, plot twist. Let me jump in before I can, before that guy spoils it.

Not today, Pam I-Am!

Sam

Pam I-Am?

[in flashback] Mama, mama. Will you make them for me?

Pam

[in flashback] Here, Sam. Try them.

[in flashback] Mama, mama. Mama, mama. Mama, mama. Mama, mama.

Narrator

Dang! I was dying to drop that major truth-bomb. That lady's not just a spy, she's also Sam's...

Sam

Mom?

Pam

[reading message] "Bring moo-moo".

Sam

[wearing a muumuu] On it!

What are you doing here?

Pam

Stopping you and your weapon.

Narrator

She's not taking out Sam! Pam chose Mission Mom! Her real plan was to come here and dismantle Guy's bomb!

Michellee

Uh, who is she?

Where's Sam? You ditched him already?

Michellee

Okay, Sam's mom. Got it.

Pam

Actually, he ditched me.

The kid's smarter than I thought.

Pam

I’m stopping you.

Well, you’re too late. Someone’s already stopping me.

Pam

Oh, yeah? Who?

Me!

Pam

Walvark droppings.

I mean it!

Pam

Get out of my way.

No! Now get out of here before the Zooks find you and blow my whole plan.

Pam

Now what?

Michellee

Hi. I’m Michellee, by the way. Guy’s wife. We met earlier at the door. Heard a lot about you, Pam. Not all of it is great, but you know. Anyway, Guy is telling the truth. He is trying to unmake the weapon. If you’d seen any of Guy’s other inventions, you’d know they all…

Pam

Sam!

Sam

Mum?! What are you doing up here?

Pam

What I should have done in the first place!

Sam

Riding a rocket?

Pam

The right thing!