“Anywhere” quotes from Green Eggs and Ham

Michellee

I have to get all these animals out of here.

Let me help.

Michellee

You’ve done more than enough.

E.B.

(While riding on her chickeraffe) MOM!!!

Michellee

And just for the record, I never liked you. I just felt sorry for you.

E.B.

(While riding her chickeraffe) GUY!!!

Yeah, well, I feel sorry for you now, because you are making a huge mistake.

E.B.

Hey, why don't we help with mr jenkins?

Michellee

If that's helping, then...

...Sam did the right thing.

E.B.

(While riding her chickeraffe) And so did Guy. You don’t really hate him, do you, Mom? Tell him how you feel.

Thieves! How dare you steal my stolen Chickeraffe? Yes Man!

Yes, Mr. Snerz.

Get that animal!

Yes, sir!

Sam I Am

Save yourself! Jump onto that ledge!

Never! I’m not going anywhere without that Chickeraffe!

Michellee

I know it’s hard to let go of something you love. But, sometimes you have to do it, even when it’s scary. You can do this. I know it. You can let go.

Nope! Gimme that! [struggling] He’s mine! Give me... [E.B. puts the friendship bracelet on Snerz] Huh?

E.B.

This is for your own safety.

E.B.

Mom, spill the beans.

Michellee

What? I don’t know.

E.B.

Before she stops singing!

Michellee

I... do like you... a lot.

E.B.

I meant spill the beans.

Michellee

Oh! Oh, I thought you were using it as an expression. Oh, great! Yeah. Now I said that, I don’t even...

I’m glad you did.

Michellee

Oh! There he is.

Sam!

E.B.

Is Mr. Jenkins...?

Sam I Am

Heading home. I would never let anything bad happen to him. But someone didn’t believe me.

Sam, I am so sorry. You were my friend and I should have believed you.

Sam I Am

Mm-hmm.

The truth is you’re the best friend I’ve ever had.

Sam I Am

I’m the only friend you’ve ever had.

Yes, but that still makes you the best. [chuckles]

Sam I Am

You know, the only thing that’s ever hurt as much as missing my mom was what you said about her leaving me.

I know. [sighs] But is there any way you could at least try to forgive me?

Sam I Am

I don’t know.

Sam I Am

Guy, what are you doing?

This is how much I want to be your friend.

Sam I Am

[gasps] Guy! You don’t have to do this.

I do. I’m not sure they’re gonna be good here, Sam, but I’m gonna try.

Sam I Am

Wait! Guy, don’t be insane! Green eggs and ham are good anywhere.

... Say! I like green eggs and ham. I do! I like them, Sam I Am. And I would eat them on a boat, and I would eat them with a goat, and I will eat them in the rain, and in the dark, and on the train! [laughs with joy] And I will eat them in a box, and I will eat them with a fox.

[grabs Michael's tail] Michael.

And I will eat them in a house, and I will eat them with a mouse. [Squeaky hugs his family; Sam laughs but sees Snerz] And in a car, and in a tree, and I will eat them here and there! Say! I will eat them anywhere!

Sam

Hold that thought. I really like where you're going with this, don't get me wrong, but, uh, yeah...

[sees Snerz and the BAD GUYS] Ah! Flee!

Sam I Am

You can take me in but let the Chickeraffe go. I’ve done a lot of scams. [chuckles] I mean, a lot. But this last one was for a good reason: to get Mr. Jenkins home. Please. It’s my one last job.

McWinkle

Well, Sam-I-Am... I’ve got three words for you. Start... the... balloon.

Goat

Well, well... looks like that flying machine of yours didn’t work, compadre.

Guess we’ll find out, amigo.

Michellee

Guy-Am-I, you are a reckless, dangerous man. [kisses Guy] And I love it.

Sam I Am

Oh! I love you, too.

I like them! A conclusion I would've eventually come to on my own.

Sam I Am

Mm-hmm.

[sighs] Thank you for getting me to try them, okay? Thank you, Sam-I-Am.

You all right there, buddy?

Sorry. He.. He just.. He really liked your recipe.

Oh, yeah. It’s the eggs. I have ‘em shipped in. Nice little farm in East Flubria.

Sam I Am

That must be where my mother is!

Uh, East Flubria? That’s halfway around the world.

Sam I Am

That’s why we should get going!