GGuy
Stay safe, please.
Did you know he could do that?
GGuy
You should see what he does to a hotel room.
Whoo! We are home free. Everyone knows goats can't climb.
GGuy
What kind of wildlife expert are you? Goats are known especially for their climbing!
That is an outdated stereotype, and I prefer not to perpetuate it.
We can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way, amigo. Now why don't you just tell your little friend to come out, too?
GGuy
Afraid he's busy, hombre. Rustlin' up some green eggs and ham.
[smirking] Mmm, that sounds good! How 'bout we eat 'em together?
GGuy
[grimly] No. I will not eat them with a goat.
[growls] Looks like you chose the hard way.
GGuy
Is this the hard way? I know what you’re here for. And it’s yours if... you promise me you’ll stay far away from the two girls who just drove out of here... forever.
Is this seat taken?
GGuy
No, no, uh, not at all. I-I mean, you rented this place, so you’re fully within your rights to sit wherever you.. please.
You know, I was just thinking. I mean, if you guys wanted, maybe we could all team up and... uh, go to Meepville together?
[all exclaim]
GGuy
Um, are you sure?
Well, yes. Of course, it’s a practical decision, and there is, after all, safety in numbers. So, what do you say?
[Sam talking with his mouth full]
GGuy
Uh, he said, "We’d love to.”
(As skye (paw patrol)) (gasping happy) yippee! We’re going to Meepville!
Hey! Are you ready to get this show on the road? Because we’re all packed up over here. We’re just a couple of packin’ fools! [chuckling] We’re wacky packers!
GGuy
[sighs] We can’t go with you.
What? But... you can’t why?
GGuy
It just seems to me that we’d all be safer if we... [inhales] ...if we went to Meepville separately.
But I... I thought we agreed. Safety in numbers, am I right? Guy, if something’s wrong, you can tell me.
GGuy
I’m sorry, but you two should leave right now.
I thought we were all gonna go together.
Uh, change of plans. The four of us are too much fun for one car.
I guess that’s it then.
GGuy
Trust me. We’re all just... We’re all just better off on our own.
Hey, Mom. Do you think we’ll ever see Sam and Guy again?
Not if I can help it. We don’t need people like that in our lives, E.B. [E.B. sighs and Michellee sighs] That Guy! Said he wanted us to be safe, but you know what I bet? I bet they’re relaxing somewhere, having a really great time, not a care in the world!
You two think you can defile my wheels and abscond with my cargo? And get away with it?
GGuy
That’s our friend. You can-eater!
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