[Blendin Blandin is blamed for Dipper and Mabel's interference with time]
DDundgren
You're under arrest for violation of the Time Traveler's Code of Conduct.
BlendinIt was those kids! And their leader, Waddles!
LLolph
That's a pig, Blendin.
Blendin
[to Dipper and Mabel, as he is dragged away] I'll get you for this! I'll go back in time and make sure your parents never meet!
[After a moment's pause]
Guess he forgot to go back.
"Blendin"
Look, maybe it's against the rules, but you once did a favor for me, so I thought I could help you out. It's called a Time Bubble. It prevents time from going forward. Summer in Gravity Falls can last as long as you want it to!
R-really? But how does it work?
"Blendin"
I-I just need you to get a little gizmo for me from your uncle. [shows the rift] Something small; he won't even know it's missing.
Huh...Maybe Dipper has something like that in his nerd bag.
[Cut to Ford's lab]
Let me guess. Mabel didn't take it well?
I don't know, maybe I'm making the wrong decision. I need to think about this.
Dipper, right now we need to focus on the mission. Now come on, I've got the glue; hand me the rift and let's make history.
[Dipper reaches into his bag, but he takes out the birthday flyer instead of the rift]
[Cut back outside as Mabel takes out the rift]
Huh, that's...odd. Is this it?
"Blendin"
Yes, that's it! Just hand it over and I'll do my thing...unless you're ready to leave Gravity Falls?
Just a little more summer...[hands over the rift]
"Blendin"
OOPS! [drops the rift and smashes it with his boot]
[Blendin cackles, taking off his goggles to show he is possessed by Bill Cipher]
Oh, no! Wait, wait, wait!
[Bill snaps his fingers, knocking Mabel out. Cackling, he emerges from Blendin's body]
At last! At long, long last! The gate between worlds has opened! The event one billion years prophesied has come to pass! The day has come! THE WORLD IS FINALLY MINE!
[Bill and his friends party in the Fearamid]
[cackles] Go nuts, guys! When we're done partying, I unveil Phase 2.
[Pounding is heard]
VVoice
Open up! This is the police. Time Police!
Just play it cool, ditch the time-punch. Let me do the talking.
[The Time Police and Time Baby blast in through the front doors]
LLolph
Bill Cipher, you are in violation of the rules of space-time, and possessing the body of a time officer.
Blendin
My body is a temple! How dare you!
TBTime Baby
Hear this, Cipher.
TBTime Baby
If your rip in this dimension continues, it could destroy the very fabric of existence. Surrender now, or face my tantrum.
[sarcastic] Oh no, a tantrum. Whatever will I do about that? HOW 'BOUT THIS?!?! BOOM!
[He points at Time Baby and the police, instantly vaporizing them; eye turns into a mouth and blows the smoke off his finger]
KKryptos
Ah, snap! He just killed Time Baby! [they all start partying again; Blendin hides behind a pole]
Blendin
Aw, man! This has gone from bad to worse! I gotta get outta time-dodge! [uses his time tape and disappears]
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