I'd like to propose a toast: To the new you.
To the new me.
S1 E15Desperately Seeking Serena
[a dog barks and chases a ball that landed near Dan]
Yo, hey buddy, there you go.
Oh, awww, Georgie, hey, bad boy. Sorry he disturbed you.
Well, uh, it's fine. I love dogs.
Really. Do you have any?
No, uh, we used to have a cat, uh, but, you know, sister, allergies. Now he lives with my aunt in Florida. Never calls, never writes, never visits...it's all very depressing.
Um, I'm Sarah, by the way. [shakes Dan's hand]
I'm Dan. Nice to meet you, Sarah. [shakes Sarah's hand]
Oh, hi, sweetie. Let me just call someone to... [Serena cuts in]
I don't want you to ever contact me again.
Just because of a few nights of harmless fun?
It wasn't fun waking up and not knowing where I was. It wasn't fun missing the SATs and it DEFINITELY wasn't fun lying to Dan.
[snorts] And this is all my fault because... [Serena cuts in]
It's my fault because I make huge mistakes when I'm with you.
EElise
Jenny, why'd you want to meet here?
Well, I was thinking, what is the one thing that no one in our group has - even Blair?
EElise
Compassion?
[laughs] No, a boyfriend. If I'm gonna make it to Queen, I need a King.
EElise
Queen Elizabeth never had a boyfriend.
But she only had the Spanish to conquer and I have Blair Waldorf.
EElise
What's top qualification?
He has to be cute.
EElise
But not full of himself. [laughs]
He has to be from the right kind of family. Eugh, but not disgusting.
[Jenny and Elise both laugh]
[Asher walking his dogs accidentally walks into Jenny and she drops her hotdog]
AAsher
Oh, oh, so sorry. Are you okay?
Yeah. [laughs] My lunch isn't though.
AAsher
Uh, let me give you my last dollar.
Oh, I couldn't. You shouldn't be walking the streets with no money.
AAsher
Let's just settle for an IOU, then.
It's just a hotdog.
AAsher
That just makes an excuse to give this to you. It's my number.
[laughs] Thank you, uh, I mean it's fine, I'm not even really that hungry anyway.
AAsher
Well, if you change your mind.
[Asher walks away with his dogs and continuously turns around to look at Jenny, she does the same]
EElise
[Jenny throws the piece of paper Guy gve her in the bin] What are you doing? He's gorgeous.
He's a dogwalker. I need a King, not a jester. [Jenny sighs] C'mon.
This is not about last year, Georgina, it's about last night!
Like you are some innocent bystander who walked in on... [Serena cuts in]
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT IT, GEORGINA, OKAY? And neither are you. If I'm going down, you're going down with me. In the meantime? Stay out of my life.
I don't need anyone in my life who doesn't want to be there.
Then we're agreed.
[Georgina slams her door angrily]
S1 E16All About My Brother
Where do you think you're going?
I can't talk right now Mom, I'll explain later.
If you invite an old friend to our quiet family dinner, I expect you to stay and eat.
[Georgina walks in the room]
You know how I'd always love it when Georgina came around.
I ran into Lily in the lobby. You totally forgot to tell Lily I was coming for dinner.
[Serena and Georgina have an awkward friendly hello kiss]
Did you get my present?
[Georgina grins while Serena fakes a smile and realises that Georgina is up to something]
What happened? What's wrong? Talk to me.
[Serena starts crying] I can't.
Of course you can.
[sobbing] No, no, B, this is the one thing I can't tell you. I can't tell anyone.
I'm not anyone. I'm me, you can tell me anything.
[sobbing] No I can't, because then you'll be a part of this and I can't let you be a part of this.
What are you talking about? You're starting to scare me.
[Serena sobbing]
Hey, hey, hey, we're sisters. You're my family. What is you is me. There's nothing that you could ever say to make me let go. I love you.
[Serena still crying tries not to answer the question]
What is it?
I killed someone.
[Serena stops crying and stares at Blair. Blair is staring back at Serena shocked as ever]
AAsher
Do you really think that someone like me would date someone like you, Jenny from Brooklyn?
EErik
I mean, people thought that I was Gossip Girl.
[laughs] You have to admit, it made sense at the time.
EErik
Why would I stand here if front of everyone we know and tell them if it wasn't true? I'm gay, and so are you.
Because I can.
This is not a game!
Aww c'mon, I'm just having a little fun.
HHazel
It's kinda hard to party after the gay bomb drops.
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