Brody quotes from Glee

Rachel

I kind of feel like I'm just gonna throw up all the time.

Brody

It's just because you're becoming a different person. That's why you came to New York. To be that new and improved girl.

Cassandra July

Maria Von Trap, Willie Loman, Shrek. Those are the roles that are appropriate for your level of sex appeal.

Rachel

You're just jealous of me. Of all of us.

Brody

Rachel, don't.

Rachel

No, because we have our entire career ahead of us and yours ended before it even began. We're the future and you're just some YouTube joke.

Rachel

It's pretty amazing what a good makeover can do. It's like you change the outside and the inside just follows.

Brody

I think it's the other way around. I think now your outside has caught up to how you feel about yourself.

Rachel

I like that.

Brody

I like you.

Kurt

Rachel is a serious actress, Brody. She doesn't do nudity.

Brody

As performers, that's a question that we're all gonna have to face. If you want to win an Oscar, you have to show your boobs. Kate Winslet, Jennifer Connolly, Kathy Bates.