Glee · Season 2
What the hell was that?
It's nothing, Dad.
That wasn't nothing. That guy was making fun of you. What the hell's his name?
Tell him.
Tell me what?
Tell him, or I will.
His name's Dave Karofsky. He's been harassing me for a few weeks now.
Harassing you how?
Just shoving me and giving me a hard time.
There's more. There's something else you're not telling me.
He threatened to kill me.
So let me ask you...why would Kurt make that up?
Maybe he likes me.
[opens his eyes wide]
I think we're wasting our time here. [to Sue] It's your job to protect people.
[Finn is trying to put on a tie, but can't. Santana walks up to him]
Never learned to tie a tie.
Sit down, Frankenteen. You know you're losing it. Sam's clearly the new glee favorite, he's going to be starting quarterback...
What's your point?
You need a coolness injection. Y'know if you were honest and told people we did it last year, you would go from uncool to Chilly Willy.
Maybe. But I can't do that.
[Flashback to Finn and Rachel in Rachel's room kissing]
Wait.
What?
I have to tell you something... I never had sex with Jesse. I-I lied... to make you jealous. But this is good, because now neither of us have done it, we can save it, for each other.
Awesome.
[Cut back to Finn and Santana]
If she found out, she'd break up with me.
And that would be bad because?
Because I'm in love with her and I don't wanna hurt her feelings.
Don't you see that that midget is like an anchor dragging you down to the depths of Loserville?
Stop it, Santana, that's my girlfriend! I think you should leave.
[Gets up] Okay. Well, maybe I'll tell her. I mean, if you two broke up, we'd be free to see each other, right?
[Walks in] Hey. What are you guys doing?
Nothing. I was just leaving.
Aren't you going to tell me how pretty I look?
You look amazing.
What?
I... I just really love you.
I love you, too.
I'm not really known for having a way with words. You know, when you're a kid, adults will tell you lots of things. But one thing they neglect to mention is how sad life can be. I lost somebody I loved very much, but Kurt... He lost his mom. And that killed me. Well, we got by, but looking back, I-I wanna apologize to you, Kurt. What we were living, it just... it wasn't living. You know that saying, that when God closes a door, he opens a window? Well,sometimes, out of nowhere, He'll do you one better. He'll kick a whole wall down. He grabbed me by the shoulders and He pointed me towards this woman right here, and He said, 'There she is, go get her'. You're everything, Carole. Words can't describe you - you're everything. And I will love you till the day I die.
[Rachel tears up, Finn smiles at her, Santana watches longingly]
I'm lucky. Most women, when they get married, they get one man. I get two. One of you saved me from my wardrobe, the other just saved me. Kurt, you're an amazing person. I'm not only getting a son, I'm getting a friend. Finn... I know you were resistant at first, but I am so proud of you. I've watched you grow into a man. But I think I'm most proud that you've become a brother to Kurt. [Carole holds Finn's hand, Burt takes Kurt's] We are four people becoming a family.
Okay. Burt, do you take Carole--
You bet I do!
And do you, Carole, take this man--
Oh, yes, I do! Yes, I do!
[Everyone applauds. Burt and Carole kiss]
And now, I'd like to introduce one of the best men: Finn Hudson.
[Takes a glass from the waiter] Oh, thanks. Hi. Uh, thank you. Best man. Right. Well, I wanna propose a toast to my mom, who is so awesome. I mean, somehow even without one in the house, you've taught me what it means to be a man. [Carole tears up] In Glee club, whenever two of us get together, we got a nickname. Rachel and I are Finchel. [Rachel smiles] Rachel and Puck were Puckleberry. [Rachel scowls] And today, a new union was formed: Furt [Kurt looks surprised, the gleeks laugh. To Kurt] You and me, man. We're brothers from another mother. And quite frankly, no one else has shown me as much as you about what it means to be a man. And over the past few weeks, uh, some stuff's gone down. And I haven't manned up like I should've. From now on, no matter what it costs me, I got your back. Okay? Even if it means getting a slushie in the face every now and then. [The gleeks chuckle] You put this entire wedding together by yourself, Kurt. So, as a thank-you I had the Glee Club put together a little number in your honor. [To Kurt] You're gonna dance it with me dude.
We've been talking this whole time and you haven't even noticed that I'm wearing your ring
How'd you get that?
I broke into your locker. I've always been really handy with a nail file
Really?
Mmm-hmm.
I can't go back to being terrified all the time. I jump up every time a locker slams shut. I flinch whenever I turn the corner. I don't feel safe at this school.
What the hell, dude? How about you talk with me about this first?
I'm sorry Finn, but there's nothing to talk about. Karofsky's coming back tomorrow, so that means I won't be.
We can protect you.
Seriously. We can form a perimeter around you, like the Secret Service.
Yeah.
The only thing that can really protect me is what they have at Dalton: a zero-tolerance no bullying policy.
I don't want you near me.
You need something much more personal than that. This is about you. Do you ever fantasize about your own funeral?
No.
I do. Finn throwing himself into the grave out of grief and all of the heartfelt speeches and regrets.
That's insane.
Clearly, no one in the Glee Club appreciates me. Is it so wrong for me to fantasize about them finally realizing how amazing I am, but it being too late?
I don't know how it worked at your old school, but did you notice that we all wear uniforms around here? It's about being a part of team.
I guess I'm just used to having to scream to get noticed.
You're not gonna make it as a Warbler if all you care about is getting noticed.
You're right. I'm sorry.
I know it's gonna take some getting used to, but you'll fit in soon enough, I promise.
What I meant to say was, "wow, that really sucks. I'm sure you were really good."
I was. I mean, I think I was. Being in The Warblers has really made me question everything I thought about myself.
Yeah, what has become of us, Kurt? ...So, do you miss us?
I do. Being a Warbler is great, but I don't think they appreciate my individuality as much as you guys did, and I can't help but think that I let you guys down.
It's your life, Kurt, and you weren't safe at Mckinley any more, and we all get it.
How come you were never this nice to me before?
You were my only REAL competition.
[smiles] True, true.
Are we a part of something special? You and me?
Yes.
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