Lord Tubbington's poops are crispy and delicious.
“Pot O'Gold”
In this episode: Santana Lopez (8), Brittany Pierce (7), Finn Hudson (6), Rory (4), Mercedes Jones (3), Will Schuester (2), Puck (2), Kurt Hummel (1)
Your Glee Club saved my kid's life. It turns out art can do that, ya know? Whether it's through singing or dancing or painting a freakin' picture.
PPuck
Not a lot of people believe in me and it means a lot that you do.
PPuck
Listen, if you need any help I'm here for you, always.
Is it true?
No, of course not.
So you're not leaving the New Directions?
Oh, I thought you were talking about the Selena Gomez pregnancy rumors.
At some point you have to grow up and stop being an idiot.
What did you just call me?
You are such a bacon-wrapped bug-eyed hypocrite. It's freaking hilarious how jealous of Blaine you are. Every time he opens his dreamboat acapella mouth, you're just itching to kick him right in the Warblers.
Awesome! More back up for me.
Ok, you know what? I did not just leave one diva-driven glee club to join another, so let me write you a reality check richy bitch - I've seen what you can do, and what you can do is stand in the back, sway, and sing very, very quietly.
I, erm…I just - wanted to on the winning team for once?
Then turn down the ‘tude and you will be.
Man, this is trouble.
Big trouble.
Leprechauns aren't real. I realize that now.
RRick "The Stick"
[is holding Rory up against a locker by his shirt] Say U2 is overrated!
Never!
He is magical.
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