You know what they call a unicorn without a horn? A freaking horse.
“I Am Unicorn” · Season 3, Episode 2
In this episode: Brittany Pierce (6), Kurt Hummel (5), Quinn Fabray (3), Puck (3), Finn Hudson (2), Santana Lopez (2), Will Schuester (2), Mike Chang (2)
Miss Fabray! Wait. You know, there's only one person in this world that you care about. And that's yourself.
You have no idea...
[hammers his hand at the table] I'M NOT FINISHED!
Woah, woah, woah.
You're not a little girl anymore, Quinn. How long are you planning on playing the victim card? Since day one, you've done nothing but sabotage the same Glee club that's been there for you over and over again, when you got pregnant, when your parents kicked you out. You know, Mercedes even let you live in her house! And I don't recall ever hearing so much as a "thank you". So now you're a train wreck. Well, congratulations. But you stride into my office and tell me it's my fault? Well, then I have something to say to you, grow up.
I'm also a unicorn. Maybe a bi-corn. Either way, I'm starting to believe in my own magic.
I so want to give you a standing ovation right now.
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