“Silly Love Songs” · Season 2, Episode 12
In this episode: Santana Lopez (9), Finn Hudson (7), Quinn Fabray (5), Kurt Hummel (4), Will Schuester (4), Tina Cohen-Chang (4), Blaine Anderson (4), Lauren (4)
I won't tell Lauren to look out for poachers who might might mistake her for the endangered white rhino.
I heard that. Don't make me rip that weave off your head.
Hello, Lauren. You are a beautiful person.
Thank you.
Now get out of the way, please. Afores I ends you.
You don't want to push me.
You see, I sorta do. I'm from a part of town called Lima Heights adjacent. You know where that is, Poppin' Fresh? It's on the wrong side of the tracks. [flicks her hand at Lauren's shoulder]
That's how we do it in Lima Heights!
So, it's just like 'When Harry Met Sally'. But I get to play Meg Ryan.
Deal. [pauses] Don't they get together in the end?
[smiles and ignores the question]
[piggy back rides Mike and nibbling his ear]
[laughing]
[voiceover] How is this possible? I'm the hottest piece of action in this school, and here I am, on Valentine's and single. Whatever. I'll just marry an NFL player. They're super reliable.
[smirking at Finn]
[smiling back at Quinn]
Wait, that's weird. Quinn has that queen bitch smirk on her face and Finn only has that gassy infant look when he feels guilty about something. [gasps] Holy sweet hell. They're fooling around! I know what cheating looks like! I do it all the time. [chuckles]
I've always loved volunteering at the local hospital, and not just because of the sexy candy stripper outfit. Giving back is so important.
Please. I've had mono so many times I've turned into stereo.
[goes to comfort Tina]
[crying harder and turns to Mike] Everyday is Valentine's Day when I'm with you. I'm so overcome with love. I love you, Mike Chang.
Okay, wow. That was powerful...almost too powerful. [goes to Mike and Tina]
So how about we stop talking about tonguing and Finn and I head down to the nurse?
You know what? I think that is a capital idea! [smiles evilly]
The first time I cheated, I got pregnant. The second time I did it, I got mono. I think the universe is trying to tell me something.
There's nothing going on between me and Rachel.
All I know is that when I don't catch you staring at me... you're staring at her.
She's prettier than me.
Would you stop? You're beautiful.
I'm just so confused in my head right now.
Now I'm free to pursue my dreams without anything holding me back.
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