Sebastian: Well well well, if it isn't a young Barbra Streisand and an old Betty White. Where's Gay Cyclops? Still trying to stumble his way in?
Kurt: We can't come here anymore.
Sebastian: [to Rachel] I brought an engagement gift for you. [hands Rachel an envelope]
Rachel: [opens the envelope, takes out a picture of Finn and gapes in shock] Oh my God! [covers Finn's privates in the picture] That thing is photoshopped! His thing is not that small, or brown!
Kurt: And he could never fit into those pumps.
Sebastian: Just think, from now until eternity, every time someone Googles 'Finn Hudson', they'll be treated to that. And dozens just like it. That's the beauty of the internet. It stays with us forever.
Rachel: What do you want, Sebastian?
Sebastian: I want a guaranteed Regionals win so I want you to drop out. McKinley gets home court advantage this year, and you're gonna come down with Asian bird-flu, or whatever Tina Blowhen-Wang just had.
Rachel: But that is show choir terrorism.
Kurt: You give a bad name to the entire gay community.
Sebastian: And you give the gay community cutting-edge fashions usually only seen on Puerto-Rican Pride floats.
Kurt: I'm sorry, I can't hear you over your giant horse teeth.
Sebastian: You have 24 hours to drop out, Rachel, or I press the 'upload' button. [walks away]

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