Gin Tama · Season 1
Hey Gintoki! Where are you going? It’ll be dangerous if you guys go alone!
Still, we have to go! See you, Zura!
It’s not Zura; it’s Katsura!
[riding on Sadaharu with Kagura] Um, if I may?
[riding on his motor scooter] What? If you’ve got something to say, say it now!
[riding behind Gintoki] That’s right! Time is of the essence!
Then I’ll say it. We missed our turn.
[The villains have explained that the Shinsengumi fighting them would be going against territorial law]
Territorial law, huh?
Dammit! [looks at Hijikata] But…what’s territorial law?
If you really want to get into the house, then come back with the proper paperwork.
Wahahaha!
[to Okita] Hey, what are you doing?
[aiming for the house with his bazooka] Well, if this house no longer exists, we can go inside, right?
Who are you? Ikkyuu-san?
[crashing through the gate on his motor scooter]
Thanks for the support! Here come the real heros!
[the guy Gintoki taunted about playing tetris steps in front of Gintoki]
Wait! I’ve wanted to settle our score!
Don’t go thinking you’re my rival, you circus freak!
[Gintoki addresses Katoken, the client]
Don’t run away! You yourself have to change first, or nothing will change for you!
Change?
You can’t just run away, especially from the things you want to forget!
[Kondo addresses the battered villains]
Hey, if you take a step over that line, your territorial law won’t mean shit!
[comes running up, panting] Well done, Gintoki.
Buy a freakin’ car.
[Gintoki is reading Jump on the couch]
Ah, I wish I could have a bankai like that.
[after the credits and previews]
[stirring natto] Oh, I forgot to come in for the second half.
[To Gintoki]
Who the hell are you, daring to defy the sword prohibition?
Blah, blah, blah, blah… quit your blabbering. Look at this. [holds up an empty glass] Thanks to you assholes, my chocolate parfait [hits one of the amanto with his bokuto] fell to the ground!
What are you doing? Do you know who we are?
You know, my doctor said that I eat too many sweets, so I can only have one of those a week! [he knocks out the remaining two amanto]
This is no good. I need my fix, man.
Hey, hey! How dare you make me your scapegoat, you bastard! My life is ruined because of you!
What a nice boy you are. Have you come to return my wooden sword? That’s all right. It was just a souvenir I bought on a school trip.
Shut up! I ran from the police!
[Otae starts beating up Shinpachi because he isn’t working]
Stop! It’s that guy’s fault that this is…Ah! Wait you!
[riding away on his motor scooter] Sorry, but I’m gonna watch a TV drama rerun at 4.
[To Shinpachi]
Was your sister raised by gorillas?
Does a child need a reason to protect something his parents loved?
[The money lender has come for Shinpachi and Otae’s Father’s debt]
Just give me my money, and quick! I’ve got to get it quick so I can watch my TV drama!
[The money lender is about to hit Otae]
Leave it at that. Even though she was raised by gorillas, she’s still a woman.
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