What are you doing here?
Well, I suppose I’m doing something odd, like jogging or taking a walk or something like that.
That’s fine then.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
See you, Zura.
It’s not Zura. It’s Katsura.
[Gintoki meets a samurai wearing a hat that covers his eyes]
Why are you hiding your eyes like that? Have you been up all night playing tetris?
[The client is undergoing strength training from Ayame]
You have quite a bit of potential.
[Shinpachi is tied up, hanging from a tree, and the rope is held by the client]
What kind of training is this? What kind of potential does he have?
He could be an S&M queen.
He’s a guy, isn’t he? Anyway, there are more pressing issues at hand!
Oh, you’re taking it pretty well. I’ll have to reward you later.
Just untie me!
[After avoiding being cut by a sword, Gintoki’s kimono is cut.]
You ruined my best suit! My mom’s gonna have my ass!
[Talking about Gintoki]
It’s the same as always. He doesn’t pursue those who leave, and ignores those who come.
[Talking about Gintoki’s trustworthiness]
I’ve told you before, he’s not one to trust, Otae-san. No trustworthy man has eyes that look like a dead fish’s eyes.
[Gintoki meets a client at a restaurant]
Want some?
What’s that?
It’s red beans over rice. A Gintoki-don.
T-that’s alright.
Did I really drink so much? My head’s spinning, and everything’s so blurry.
No, it’s an earthquake, isn’t it?
I can’t hold it!
I think I’m going to throw up too. [vomits right behind Gintoki]
Don’t do it there. Go down there a little bit.
How are we going to sneak in?
We’re not going to sneak in, we’re gonna bust in. To bust in means to go in from the front, guns blazing.
Gin-san!
Sorry, Excuse me! [kicks the gate in]
Bunta! Are you trying to be like Bunta?!
[The party enters, and finds a banquet table]
[putting his hand near a food dish] It’s still warm. There were people here a minute ago.
That’s true it’s nice and warm. [Camera pans to Gintoki and Kagura eating the food]
Is this meat really meat? It’s so tender!
Oi, why are you eating?
Well, it’s not good to waste food, is it?
And there’ll be fewer leftovers!
[A cage comes down over the table and the party is trapped. Gintoki addresses the villains]
But hey, you guys, aren’t you ashamed of yourselves for laying such a stupid trap?
Aren’t you ashamed for being caught in it?
I’m ok with it since I can eat such great chow!
Elizabeth-san! Why are you here?
So then Zura’s here too.
It’s not Zura; it’s Katsura.
[Katsura gives Gintoki the blueprints]
Ah, no good. I’m bad with technical things.
What do you think after reading that, Gintoki?
I really have no idea.
Then I’ll tell you. They intend to destroy Edo!
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Eh??
They’re going to enjoy Edo?
Destroy it, you dummy!
They’ll use it [a giant earthquake] to destroy Edo!
Oh no!
That’s like what an evil organization in some anime would do.
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