Gin Tama · Season 1
Damn that sister of mine! She’s always talking about our father, but what did that baldy ever do for us?! He just played Othello with us from time to time!
Your Dad was bald?
Well, only in the sense of his personality. Hey you’re still here? [Gintoki is frosting a cake] What the hell are you doing, cooking at a time like this?!
Well, I can’t go long without sweets, you see.
Then make something simpler!
[Shinpachi is talking about the difference between him and his father]
I want to live more elegantly.
That’s nice, but I just can’t see you being elegant.
A samurai doesn’t need a reason to do what’s right. If you want to protect her, you must draw your sword.
[Gintoki and Shinpachi are riding on the motor scooter to save Otae]
She’s going to launch soon. Can’t this thing go any faster?
Well you see, safety first. And it would hurt to fall.
Is this the time for that?? My sister’s going to be in high-leg shabu-shabu hell!
[in patrol car behind them] Hey you with no helmet: stop right there!
What are you talking about? Do I really need a helmet in this day and age?
[coming up beside Gintoki] Ok, but it’ll really hurt if you fall, you see. I’m worried about you.
It’s all right. I’ve got a hard head.
What’s that? That kind of attitude when I’m tryin’ to help you?! I’ll really hurt! A lot!
Shut up, I’m telling you, I have a hard head! [rams into the police car and head buts the policeman]
Ah, I’ve got a nosebleed!
I’m Otae. Please do as you wish with me.
That’s not it! You have to give us more cleavage, dammit!
[grabs the Amanto by the mouth] I’ve never had cleavage.
Oh sorry. You couldn’t do it if you wanted, huh?
[A police car crashes into the brothel ship]
Did the police find out about us?
Don’t worry; this is just a rental car!
I’ll take care of them, so you guys find a lifeboat and get out of here.
What about you?
You just think about protecting your sister. I’ll protect who I want to protect.
Shinji, Go!
It’s Shinpachi, dammit!
[moments after Gintoki tells them to flee]
You really did come back!
It was tough. It was tougher than I thought it would be.
Please try harder…you didn’t even last a minute!
Idiot, even one minute would’ve been too much!
There’s nothing you can protect. The country and these skies belong to us, the Amanto.
The country? The skies? You can have them. I’m busy just protecting what’s right in front of me. I don’t know what’ll happen to me in the future, but if something has fallen at my feet, then the least I can do is pick it up.
What’s important to that boy is important to me, and to protect it…I’ll do anything. [cracks the engine of the ship with his sword]
[the ship plummets down to the ocean]
What is this weightlessness? I feel sick.
We’re falling aren’t we? We’re falling!
[talking to the policeman whose car Gintoki carjacked]
What? I helped arrest the villains who threatened to violate the purity of our fair city! That should cancel out something like borrowing a police car!
What the hell do you mean? The car was smashed to pieces!
It was already a piece of trash when I took it.
Was not!
Try looking at it! You actually look better now!
Really what part?
[talking about Gintoki]
I wonder what lies in this man’s soul. I can’t really tell at all, but…though it’s dim, I can see a light shining through. I think I’ll stay with him and look at that light a bit longer.
Hey Gintoki! Enough with the excuses! Just hurry up and pay the damned rent!
I fixed your VCR the other day, didn’t I? That should make us even.
No way. This is a full month’s rent we’re talking about. Not only that, the VCR broke again and didn’t record my show!
Don’t worry. I’m sure they’ll show it again if it gets popular.
I don’t care about that! Just give me my money, you permanent perm!
Shut it! Do you know the pain of having a permanent perm?!
Then just kill yourself!
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