[About Kondo]
No matter what mistakes he may make, I have to protect him. If you don’t like it, you can get out. I’ll never leave him.
There's a weird rule guys have that says touching a frog means coming of age."/"You should wash only your armpits, only your armpits.
[Okita has put the frog the Shinsengumi have been guarding on a cross, and has started to build a fire at the frog’s feet.]
What the fuck are you doing?!
Don’t worry, don’t worry. He won’t die. We just have to protect him, right? This way, we can lure out the enemy and get them. It’s aggressive protection.
I think it’s only right that bad people like you and I are also in the Shinsengumi.
Ah, it’s so cold tonight. Do me a favor and pile it up over there, Sougou.
No problem!
FFrog
[with logs in his mouth] mmmmph!!!
Gin-chan, what’s ‘in cahoots’?
[snores]
Hey, don’t fake it, you stupid natural perm!
What in the world is this? Sour! Even more sour than an old man’s armpits!
That’s what’s so good about it. Even an old man’s armpits grow on you with prolonged exposure!
No thanks. Not in a million years.
It’s so hot. Why the hell is our uniform so damned thick? Just when everyone else is switching to lighter clothing…And worse, we have to search for someone in this goddamned heat. Dammit.
Since you’re feeling hot, I can make you a set of summer clothes, Hijikata-san. [tries to slash Hijikata, but Hijikata dodges] That’s so dangerous. Please don’t move around. You’ll get hurt.
What’s dangerous is you! What do you think you’re doing?!
What am I doing? Helping to make your uniform sleeveless.
Liar! I think you just wanted to lop of my entire arm!
Actually, I’m in the midst of selling the summer clothes I mentioned. [holds up a sleeveless jacket] What do you think, Hijikata-san? Do you want one…
Who’d want one?! No matter how I look at it, it’s just some bad joke!
Even though she’s a princess, she’s still a little girl. I’m sure she still has problems with her dad’s body odor or his weird looks.
She just has problems with her dad?
Anyway, it’s going to be pretty tough to find her. How about we just throw a party here to lure her out?
That’d only happen in a fairy tale. You’re the only one who’d fall for that!
Kids these days just want to stuff their faces and make sweet love. At least that’s what Gin-chan says.
Wait a minute, Sougou! What do you think you’re doing with that cannon?!
I’m not that great at standing around doing nothing.
Wait! What if you hit the princess?!
That wouldn’t happen. After all, I used to be a sniper.
Wasn’t that just a goal?!
It’s better to work towards your dreams then let them wither away.
It's okay, Ms. Queen. I'll just go back home now.
What? Didn't you say you wanted to be free? Well let me help you be free!
Sure, I want to be free, but... I'd just be causing you trouble if we kept this up...
That ain't no trouble at all! After all, we promised each other to be friends for a day! You don't need to have a reason to help a friend out, that's what we Edo girls do! I still have so many cool things to show you!
...Yes. We are friends. But...
Huh?
...That's exactly why I can't cause you any more trouble. Thank you very much, Ms. Queen. It was just for half a day, but you made me feel like an average girl. It was wonderful. [bows] Well, I'll be going.
Wait! That's not fair! How can you break a promise just like that? I still want to play around with you! I want us to get to know each other! It's not fair!
Yes, I know. I'm that selfish. So please, let me be selfish just one more time. Even though it was just one day, we'll always be friends.
[watching TV with Gintoki] So the princess likes to eat sukonbu, eh.
What are you, stupid? That's a big fat lie! She's just acting like ordinary people to make us think royals can be lovable! I bet when she gets back to the palace, she chows down on tons of sushi! Now, take a look at a real sukonbu girl. [turns towards Kagura, who is sleeping] You can see how poor she is just by looking at the way she sleeps! That's reality for you.
[wearing a pink apron] Afternoon…it’s Cooking Today…
Today’s menu is omu rice! It’s popular with the oldest grandmothers and the youngest children! Right, sensei?
I hate children. Besides, why do I have to cook for other people anyway?
[pointing a knife at Gintoki] Let’s skip the extra talking, and get with the cooking, sensei.
Let’s begin with the chicken rice. Sensei, where do we start?
Kagura, cut the vegetables. Slice them into small pieces.
Got it! [slices the onion, and table, into pieces with her hands]
Hey! Now what will we do?
I definitely sliced it into small pieces.
You’re supposed to cut vegetables this way. Oi! [throws an onion in the air and dices it with his bokuto] Yep, that’s how it’s done.
Hey! No way can people cut onions with a bokuto!
It’s all in the mind! The mind! Not just cutting onions—you can do anything with the mind!
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