This week, Gin-san shares in his nationalistic anime’s good fortune for the first time.
You bastard, you somehow manage to condescend even while asleep. Hey, wake up, asshole. Why are you napping when we’re supposed to be beefing up security?
What do you want mom? Today’s Sunday you know. Damnit, you’re really annoying.
It’s TUESDAY, you ass!!
Don’t make light of your work, asshole.
When have I been making light of my work? The only thing I’ve been making light of is you, Hijikata-san!
Fine, let’s take this outside, bitch!
[hits them] What the hell are you retards doing during work? What the fuck? You think this is a goddamn fieldtrip? Get your heads out of your asses!
FFrog
[hits Kondo] You’re the noisiest of them all, ribbit.
What was that? We’re putting our lives on the line doing this crappy job.
Weren’t you sleeping?
I don’t feel much drive since he might be the one involved with the pirates. Right, Hijikata-san?
I’m always driven. [leaning back, smoking]
Don’t let anyone see you like that, or they’ll all lose their drive. Look, Yamazaki’s even playing badminton. Badminton.
Yamazaki! What the fuck do you think you’re doing?!
If you see anyone in trouble, be it good guy or bad guy, you should help them out. This is something all humans should do.
Monkeys we may be, but monkeys with nerves of steel and hearts of samurai!
[About Kondo]
No matter what mistakes he may make, I have to protect him. If you don’t like it, you can get out. I’ll never leave him.
[Okita has put the frog the Shinsengumi have been guarding on a cross, and has started to build a fire at the frog’s feet.]
What the fuck are you doing?!
Don’t worry, don’t worry. He won’t die. We just have to protect him, right? This way, we can lure out the enemy and get them. It’s aggressive protection.
I think it’s only right that bad people like you and I are also in the Shinsengumi.
Ah, it’s so cold tonight. Do me a favor and pile it up over there, Sougou.
No problem!
FFrog
[with logs in his mouth] mmmmph!!!
Gin-chan, what’s ‘in cahoots’?
[snores]
Hey, don’t fake it, you stupid natural perm!
What in the world is this? Sour! Even more sour than an old man’s armpits!
That’s what’s so good about it. Even an old man’s armpits grow on you with prolonged exposure!
No thanks. Not in a million years.
It’s so hot. Why the hell is our uniform so damned thick? Just when everyone else is switching to lighter clothing…And worse, we have to search for someone in this goddamned heat. Dammit.
Since you’re feeling hot, I can make you a set of summer clothes, Hijikata-san. [tries to slash Hijikata, but Hijikata dodges] That’s so dangerous. Please don’t move around. You’ll get hurt.
What’s dangerous is you! What do you think you’re doing?!
What am I doing? Helping to make your uniform sleeveless.
Liar! I think you just wanted to lop of my entire arm!
Actually, I’m in the midst of selling the summer clothes I mentioned. [holds up a sleeveless jacket] What do you think, Hijikata-san? Do you want one…
Who’d want one?! No matter how I look at it, it’s just some bad joke!
Even though she’s a princess, she’s still a little girl. I’m sure she still has problems with her dad’s body odor or his weird looks.
She just has problems with her dad?
Anyway, it’s going to be pretty tough to find her. How about we just throw a party here to lure her out?
That’d only happen in a fairy tale. You’re the only one who’d fall for that!
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