You’re Katsura!
Wrong! I’m Captain Katsura!
If you’re going to cosplay, do it with all your heart!
Listen, I don’t care what you guys do around the universe. This is my sword, and anywhere it can reach is my country! Bastards who come in and try to mess with my things…whether it be a general, whether it be space pirates, whether it be a meteorite…I’ll destroy them!
For a guy who doesn’t wash his hands in the restroom, you’re pretty clean. [falls over dead]
This is no good. I’m so dizzy, I can’t walk.
I’ve been in the sun so long, I’m getting light headed. Piggyback!
What are you two brats whining about? Who do you think is the most tired?! It’s with-a-two-day-hangover, with-body-beat-up, he-did-his-best Gin-san!
But I’m really dizzy you know.
Yeah, I’m so light headed!
Whatever, I’m going home. [starts walking away, then stops] Cut the crap already! I’ll give you a piggyback or whatever! [Kagura and Shinpachi run to Gintoki] What the hell, you’re just bursting with energy…
Gin-chan, I feel like eating ramen!
I want sushi, too!
Don’t think you can eat food like that unless it’s your birthday. Geez, you guys are so heavy, dammit.
This time, you’re holding on to them as tightly as you can.
This is Gintoki. Recently, I was chasing after a cat who took my fish. I was running butt naked, and everyone, even the sun, was laughing at me.
Zura janai, Captain Katsura dattebayo! (Note: "Zura janai, Katsura da" means "It's not Zura, it's Katsura." The dattebayo part is a play on the end particle of the sentence, "da". Dattebayo is Naruto's catchphrase from the anime/manga Naruto.)
There's a weird rule guys have that says touching a frog means coming of age."/"You should wash only your armpits, only your armpits.
This week, Gin-san shares in his nationalistic anime’s good fortune for the first time.
You bastard, you somehow manage to condescend even while asleep. Hey, wake up, asshole. Why are you napping when we’re supposed to be beefing up security?
What do you want mom? Today’s Sunday you know. Damnit, you’re really annoying.
It’s TUESDAY, you ass!!
Don’t make light of your work, asshole.
When have I been making light of my work? The only thing I’ve been making light of is you, Hijikata-san!
Fine, let’s take this outside, bitch!
[hits them] What the hell are you retards doing during work? What the fuck? You think this is a goddamn fieldtrip? Get your heads out of your asses!
FFrog
[hits Kondo] You’re the noisiest of them all, ribbit.
What was that? We’re putting our lives on the line doing this crappy job.
Weren’t you sleeping?
I don’t feel much drive since he might be the one involved with the pirates. Right, Hijikata-san?
I’m always driven. [leaning back, smoking]
Don’t let anyone see you like that, or they’ll all lose their drive. Look, Yamazaki’s even playing badminton. Badminton.
Yamazaki! What the fuck do you think you’re doing?!
If you see anyone in trouble, be it good guy or bad guy, you should help them out. This is something all humans should do.
Monkeys we may be, but monkeys with nerves of steel and hearts of samurai!
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