TV show quotes
Um, sensei, since the show started, you’ve just thrown in ingredients. Aren’t you going to explain what you’re doing?
It’s all right. Don’t worry. All these should be easy to do.
But we’re running a cooking show, after all. It’s pretty abnormal not to explain clearly what’s happening…
Well, when men cook, it’s always like this. If you just follow what I do, then…[sudden cut to a finished dish]
The dish is finally ready.
When did you add the noodles??
It seems like the base is ready. The rice should also…[pan to Kagura eating the rice out of the rice cooker]
Hey!! The dish isn’t done! You’re not supposed to eat the rice yet!
Can I have another helping?
This is such a disaster…
Oi, oi, What did you do? We don’t have anymore rice here now…
I thought something like this would happen, so I’ve already prepared the completed dish.
It can’t be…
It’s not some burnt eggs, is it? [They open the box to a disembodied scream. There are charred eggs inside.] I knew it…
Do we really have to eat this?
Well, all the good kids out there, light up your rooms... And stay in school, unless you wanna grow up to become bums like me. That's it.
[Gintoki is trying to pull Sadaharu by its leash, fruitlessly]
Bad dog, you can't poop there [in the middle of the street]! Your shit's bigger than kids' dreams! Dammit, that's why I didn't wanna walk you! And she [Kagura] said she'd look after you! In the end, it's the mother who's supposed to look after the dog! Hey... So I'm the mother?
If you can't even make a single animal obey you, how are you supposed to protect your country? You dare call yourself a samurai like that?
Zura... What the hell's that? That's unpleasant!
It's not unpleasant; it's Elizabeth.
Maybe it doesn't look bad by itself, but being next to you makes it unpleasant! I mean, it's you who's unpleasant.
Well yeah, I think the years have softened him [Katsura]. I wonder if he'd like to take this one [Sadaharu, that is chewing on Gintoki's head] too? We don't need anything from which we can't profit. This thing only gives us shit and pain.
Aren't you being a bit unfair to Sadaharu? Keep crushing his skull, Sadaharu. [Sadaharu bites harder on Gintoki until he starts bleeding.]
Wait, wait, wait, wait! Got it, got it! Shit and pain, plus piss!
Well, it's okay, Sadaharu. Let him go. [Sadaharu glomps Gintoki's head]
It's NOT okay! You didn't add anything positive!
One week?
Yeah, I'll be sure to pay you within the next week, interests included.
And I've promoted myself for that! I'll be able to eat as much sukonbu as I want!
You've got such narrow goals...
[Kagura and Catherine are locked in a catfight.]
You may steal whatever you want, but keep your hands off my things, you cat-eared two-timer!
If you can't look after your stuff, then stop acting so tough, you brat!
Just you try it, fox-eared dumbass! I hope a car runs you over!
Who's gets run over by a car these days, you little bitch?!
Say what?!
[Sadaharu is sitting on top of Gintoki and Shinpachi.]
[dressed in Sena Kobayakawa's uniform from Eyeshield 21] Uh, couldn't you finish this in a more delicate way?
It's like we're putting our lives on the line with every blow.
So, you decided to heed my advice and train Sadaharu?
Don't be stupid! Why would I change my mind just by listening to you?
We're gonna take Sadaharu here to TV!
TV?
That's why we're training! Not that it would matter to you, anyway-- WAAARGH! [Sadaharu stomps on Gintoki and Shinpachi's groins with its hind feet.]
Yeah, great! Hit 'em where it hurts, Sadaharu!
Uh, that thing chewing on your head... is it Sadaharu? Is he fine?
Yeah, no prob. Sadaharu's pretty smart, he knows just how much I can take.
But you seem to be bleeding...
Geez, can't you take this any more seriously? Keep it up, and we won't make it to the finals!
[bleeding, with his head bitten on by Sadaharu] Really? But the judges are staring so much at my beautiful face...
Of course they are! Take a look in a mirror!
[The Yorozuya crew sees Katsura enter the stage dressed in his Space Captain outfit, accompanied by Elizabeth.]
What the crap does that guy think he's doing? Even being in the most wanted list, he dares to show up on TV in disguise.
I think he really loves his pet.
Not just the pet; I think he loves to play dress-up.
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