Shinpachi and Gintoki in “Unfinished Business”

[watching TV with Gintoki] So the princess likes to eat sukonbu, eh.

What are you, stupid? That's a big fat lie! She's just acting like ordinary people to make us think royals can be lovable! I bet when she gets back to the palace, she chows down on tons of sushi! Now, take a look at a real sukonbu girl. [turns towards Kagura, who is sleeping] You can see how poor she is just by looking at the way she sleeps! That's reality for you.