Kids these days just want to stuff their faces and make sweet love. At least that’s what Gin-chan says.
Wait a minute, Sougou! What do you think you’re doing with that cannon?!
I’m not that great at standing around doing nothing.
Wait! What if you hit the princess?!
That wouldn’t happen. After all, I used to be a sniper.
Wasn’t that just a goal?!
It’s better to work towards your dreams then let them wither away.
It's okay, Ms. Queen. I'll just go back home now.
What? Didn't you say you wanted to be free? Well let me help you be free!
Sure, I want to be free, but... I'd just be causing you trouble if we kept this up...
That ain't no trouble at all! After all, we promised each other to be friends for a day! You don't need to have a reason to help a friend out, that's what we Edo girls do! I still have so many cool things to show you!
...Yes. We are friends. But...
Huh?
...That's exactly why I can't cause you any more trouble. Thank you very much, Ms. Queen. It was just for half a day, but you made me feel like an average girl. It was wonderful. [bows] Well, I'll be going.
Wait! That's not fair! How can you break a promise just like that? I still want to play around with you! I want us to get to know each other! It's not fair!
Yes, I know. I'm that selfish. So please, let me be selfish just one more time. Even though it was just one day, we'll always be friends.
[watching TV with Gintoki] So the princess likes to eat sukonbu, eh.
What are you, stupid? That's a big fat lie! She's just acting like ordinary people to make us think royals can be lovable! I bet when she gets back to the palace, she chows down on tons of sushi! Now, take a look at a real sukonbu girl. [turns towards Kagura, who is sleeping] You can see how poor she is just by looking at the way she sleeps! That's reality for you.
[wearing a pink apron] Afternoon…it’s Cooking Today…
Today’s menu is omu rice! It’s popular with the oldest grandmothers and the youngest children! Right, sensei?
I hate children. Besides, why do I have to cook for other people anyway?
[pointing a knife at Gintoki] Let’s skip the extra talking, and get with the cooking, sensei.
Let’s begin with the chicken rice. Sensei, where do we start?
Kagura, cut the vegetables. Slice them into small pieces.
Got it! [slices the onion, and table, into pieces with her hands]
Hey! Now what will we do?
I definitely sliced it into small pieces.
You’re supposed to cut vegetables this way. Oi! [throws an onion in the air and dices it with his bokuto] Yep, that’s how it’s done.
Hey! No way can people cut onions with a bokuto!
It’s all in the mind! The mind! Not just cutting onions—you can do anything with the mind!
Um, sensei, since the show started, you’ve just thrown in ingredients. Aren’t you going to explain what you’re doing?
It’s all right. Don’t worry. All these should be easy to do.
But we’re running a cooking show, after all. It’s pretty abnormal not to explain clearly what’s happening…
Well, when men cook, it’s always like this. If you just follow what I do, then…[sudden cut to a finished dish]
The dish is finally ready.
When did you add the noodles??
It seems like the base is ready. The rice should also…[pan to Kagura eating the rice out of the rice cooker]
Hey!! The dish isn’t done! You’re not supposed to eat the rice yet!
Can I have another helping?
This is such a disaster…
Oi, oi, What did you do? We don’t have anymore rice here now…
I thought something like this would happen, so I’ve already prepared the completed dish.
It can’t be…
It’s not some burnt eggs, is it? [They open the box to a disembodied scream. There are charred eggs inside.] I knew it…
Do we really have to eat this?
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