S2 E4 Smile, You're on Mars Camera
[Skipper and The Professor are cleaning up the feathers] Skipper, aren't you being a little hard on poor Gilligan?
Absolutely not, Professor. All of this is his fault with those feathers. I'm just making the punishment fit the crime. What time is it?
[Looks at his watch] Yeah, it's 3 o'clock.
[Yells back to the hut] Gilligan! Gilligan! It's time again!
[the door to the hut opens slowly, and Gilligan shuffles out, with the feathers still on his body, then makes a 90 degree turn, and stops]
[Flapping his arms] Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
[Then turns and shuffles back into the hut as the door slowly closes behind him]
S2 E5 The Sweepstakes
[regarding the lost ticket] Let's see... it couldn't be in that tin box buried down at the base of that big palm tree by the lagoon.
I didn't know there was a tin box buried under that tree!
There isn't. That's why it couldn't be there.
S2 E6 Quick Before It Sinks
[Sees Gilligan coming back with a lobster trap and the stick the Professor was using] Gilligan, where did you find that stick?
Oh this old stick? I've been using it to tie my lobster trap from.
Oh really? Well that old stick just happens to be the same stick I had been using to measure the water in the lagoon.
[Gulps] I've been putting it out deeper to catch bigger lobsters.
Well, that explains it. The island isn't sinking after all.
Just look at that mess, Gilligan.
It won't take long to clean it up with all three of us.
Yeah, all three of us. Me, myself, and I.
S2 E7 Castaways Pictures Presents
Well, it must be their old abandoned Yacht, and this is silent picture equipment.
I just love those old silent pictures and those marvelous silent picture stars. Oh, look, darling. There's 'Theda Bara' And there's Little 'Mary Pickford' and 'Rudolph Valentino'.
I'd walk out on that picture even on an airplane.
S2 E9 Nyet, Nyet, Not Yet
[to the Russian cosmonauts] Gentlemen. I am Thurston Howell III and this of course is my wife, Mrs. Thurston Howell III.
I Igor
Capitalist! Exploiter!
Capitalist. Exploiter. I was wrong Lovey. They're very friendly!
I Igor
We invite them to celebration, drink toast, get them drunk.
I Ivan
Igor! Good idea! We got plenty vodka in capsule.
I Igor
Sure! Two Russian men can drink more than four American men.
I Igor
Is four ! Is sailor, is teacher, is rich capitalist, is-... Ah, you are right Ivan. Is three men... and one Gilligan!
S2 E10 Hi Fi Gilligan
[the cave the castaways sought shelter in just minutes before has been destroyed by a lightning strike]
It's completely destroyed!
[to Gilligan] Little buddy, we came out here to save you, and you saved us!
S2 E12 Don't Bug the Mosquitoes
The Mosquitoes left us a note.
You're right, that was a real rotten thing they did. They leave us an album and they didn't even autograph it.
S2 E13 Gilligan Gets Bugged
You know I never play with a submarine in the bathtub. You gotta watch out where you sit.
S2 E14 Mine Hero
Dumb old mine! I'm going to give it a good, swift kick!
[steps between Gilligan and the mine. Gilligan ends up kicking him]
[Ginger tries to distract Gilligan by flirting with him while taking his four-leaf clover medallion off his neck]
Oh well. I guess I don't have what it takes.
[Holding up the medallion] You also don't have what you took, either.
[Shocked, she opens her pocketbook to see it's not in there] Oh Gilligan! You're impossible!
Mister Howell, I don't even think she saw me.
Well of course not, she has something in her eye - a man.
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