Ginger Grant quotes from Gilligan's Island

Ginger

If we had to get marooned on an island, why didn't we pick Manhattan?

Ginger

I want Cary Grant for Christmas but I doubt Santa can fit that in my stocking.

Ginger

That's not the way to blow up a volcano. I was in a movie once and that's not what they did.

Ginger

I learned a little Hawaiian when I was singing in a club in Waikiki. Wahine wiki huki luki nu. And every word of it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Gilligan

Gee, that's real nice, Ginger. What does it mean?

Ginger

"This bar is off limits to all military personnel."

Mary Ann

I used to be a Girl Scout, and they teach you a lot!

Ginger

I used to go with a Boy Scout, and they teach you a lot, too.

Gilligan

[after the raft sinks in the lagoon, and the castaways make it back to shore] Hey Skipper? We sank anyway without the gold.

Skipper

Oh, I'm afraid this is all my fault, folks. Why, I didn't think one bag of gold would sink us.

Two bags.

Three bags.

Ginger

Four bags.

Professor

Five bags.

Mary Ann

Six bags.

Gilligan

[after they all look at him, he scoffs] That's a switch. Usually I'm one left holding the bag.

Ginger

If we had been doing these exercises all along, we'd be in good shape.

Mary Ann

I don't see how you can exercise anyway in that dress. It's so tight. I'm surprised it doesn't cut off your circulation.

Ginger

Honey, in Hollywood the tighter the dress, the more the girl circulates.

Ginger

Where's Mary Ann?

Baby, we don't need a cheering section.

Ginger

I do, I'm an actress.

Gilligan

[regarding the lost ticket] Let's see... it couldn't be in that tin box buried down at the base of that big palm tree by the lagoon.

Ginger

I didn't know there was a tin box buried under that tree!

Gilligan

There isn't. That's why it couldn't be there.

Ginger

Oh well. I guess I don't have what it takes.

Gilligan

[Holding up the medallion] You also don't have what you took, either.

Ginger

[Shocked, she opens her pocketbook to see it's not in there] Oh Gilligan! You're impossible!

Skipper

I've got a problem. I've got a real problem. You're a girl, right?

Ginger

Well, if you're not sure about that, you have got a problem.

Ginger

What happened to Gilligan?

Skipper

Oh, I told him there was gas in the bottle, but he didn't believe me, so he uncorked the bottle and took a big sniff...

Skipper

[During Mary Ann's dream after she thinks she ate some poisonous mushrooms] We've got to prepare for an operation. Where can we find a kitchen table?

Professor

Now just a minute, doctor. We've got to scrub up. Now nurse, where do we go to scrub up?

Ginger

Walk this way, gentlemen.

Skipper

We'll try and walk that way ma'am. but I don't think we'll make it.

Gilligan

I can't see how you are going to figure out how I read minds by asking me what happened as a kid.

Ginger

Well, I think I can. Did your father ever beat you?

Gilligan

Yes

Ginger

He did?

Gilligan

All the time.

Ginger

And your mother let him?

Gilligan

She used to beat me too.

Ginger

Oh, you poor thing.

Gilligan

How else could I learn to play checkers?

Mary Ann

Where's Gilligan?

Ginger

We forgot about Gilligan.

Skipper

Oh, the last time I saw Gilligan, he was collecting feathers for some ridiculous idea that he had.

Mary Ann

Skipper, look.

Skipper

Gilligan, come down here right now.

Gilligan

Skipper, I've been watching the birds fly. It's real easy.

Skipper

Gilligan, come down here right now.

Gilligan

Okay, here I come.

Skipper

Gilligan, you can't fly. It's impossible.

Gilligan

I can't?

Skipper

No!

Gilligan

Oh. Mmm.

Skipper

Gilligan! Gilligan, little buddy! Are you all right?

Gilligan

Why did you have to say that? Impossible? Why did you have to say that?