Gilligan's Island · Season 3
We've been all over this island and were not even sure Lord Beasley has even seen a Pussycat Swallowtail.
Where else can he afford to look?
Good heavens!
Looking for a butterfly under the water?
That's what I call a determined man.
That's what I call a determined nut!
You and your big mouth! [after Gilligan remarks that the only place Beasley hasn't searched the mountain, and Beasley forces them to climb it]
Skipper, it's against the law to lock somebody up without telling them what they did.
[smiles] Just a moment, Gilligan. [humming] Let's see here. Is that it? Yeah. It says here in the Criminal Law, Section 7, Paragraph 14, "Let it be known that any man who interferes with or causes in any way a rescue to be fouled up, goes to jail for as long as the Skipper says."
There's no such law.
There is now!
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