Mary Ann Summers quotes from Gilligan's Island

Mary Ann

I used to be a Girl Scout, and they teach you a lot!

Ginger

I used to go with a Boy Scout, and they teach you a lot, too.

Gilligan

[after the raft sinks in the lagoon, and the castaways make it back to shore] Hey Skipper? We sank anyway without the gold.

Skipper

Oh, I'm afraid this is all my fault, folks. Why, I didn't think one bag of gold would sink us.

Two bags.

Three bags.

Ginger

Four bags.

Professor

Five bags.

Mary Ann

Six bags.

Gilligan

[after they all look at him, he scoffs] That's a switch. Usually I'm one left holding the bag.

Ginger

If we had been doing these exercises all along, we'd be in good shape.

Mary Ann

I don't see how you can exercise anyway in that dress. It's so tight. I'm surprised it doesn't cut off your circulation.

Ginger

Honey, in Hollywood the tighter the dress, the more the girl circulates.

Mary Ann

Mister Howell, I don't even think she saw me.

Well of course not, she has something in her eye - a man.

Skipper

I guess it will be a long time before you'll eat another mushroom.

Mary Ann

You can say that again.

Skipper

I guess it will be a long time... [laughs]

Gilligan

Don't worry about mushrooms anymore, I got a book that tells all about them.

Skipper

You do?

Gilligan

Huh huh. Yeah, and it's called, "'How to Tell A Mushroom From a Toadstool'" by the late Dr. Morton Kepstone.

Late?

Gilligan

Late?

Mary Ann

Where's Gilligan?

Ginger

We forgot about Gilligan.

Skipper

Oh, the last time I saw Gilligan, he was collecting feathers for some ridiculous idea that he had.

Mary Ann

Skipper, look.

Skipper

Gilligan, come down here right now.

Gilligan

Skipper, I've been watching the birds fly. It's real easy.

Skipper

Gilligan, come down here right now.

Gilligan

Okay, here I come.

Skipper

Gilligan, you can't fly. It's impossible.

Gilligan

I can't?

Skipper

No!

Gilligan

Oh. Mmm.

Skipper

Gilligan! Gilligan, little buddy! Are you all right?

Gilligan

Why did you have to say that? Impossible? Why did you have to say that?

Gilligan

And another thing, the Skipper told me to tell everybody else, including you, to bring your, um, bare essentials.

Ginger

We'd be happy to.

Mary Ann

Me too.

Gilligan

Oh, okay. I'll keep my eyes closed.

Mary Ann

[kisses Dr. Balinkoff] That's for seeing our fire.

Ginger

[also kisses him] That's for coming to our rescue.

Mary Ann

[kisses him again] That's for taking us off the island.

What was that for?

Ginger

That's for being a man!

Professor

Why, you ladies certainly look as beautiful as ever tonight.

Mary Ann

Ha, ha. Professor, I bet you say that to all the girls.

Ginger

Mary Ann, we are... all the girls.