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Gilligan's Island · Season 2, Episode 9

Igor and Ivan in “Nyet, Nyet, Not Yet”

IIgor

We invite them to celebration, drink toast, get them drunk.

IIvan

Igor! Good idea! We got plenty vodka in capsule.

IIgor

Sure! Two Russian men can drink more than four American men.

IIvan

Is only three men.

IIgor

Is four! Is sailor, is teacher, is rich capitalist, is-... Ah, you are right Ivan. Is three men... and one Gilligan!

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