I close my eyes for two seconds and it's a Kimmy Gibbler telethon.
Danny, you've been out for four hours.
(checks his watch) Four hours. Why didn't anyone wake me? Oh no, I'm ruined, I ruined the telethon, my career is over...
Danny, we're still on the air.
(to camera) That concludes the dramatic portion of our show.
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