Phillip quotes from Frisky Dingo

[Unable to get his money out of the bank after Phil spends the money he received from suing Killface] Ridiculous! A hundred and eighty dollars for snake oil?

Phillip

Shark oil, and some of that was for the bath salts and add... the luffa.

Oh damn your luffa... [Starts pounding the machine] and damn Xander Crews and damn his snotty back!

Phillip

Yeah, why do you bank here anyway?

[Temporarily with a happier tone] Checking with interest. [Starts pounding the machine again, breaking it] But now this blasted machine tells me my checking account can't be accessed!!

Phillip

Wow, already?

I d- I beg your pardon?

Phillip

Well, we had to freeze your assets. [Killface tries to suppress his anger with a deep breath] Come on, its common sense. I'm sorry, you want some walking around money?

No, I want to go you to the car and get some plasma charges and blow Xander Crews' crummy, little bank to-

Phillip

My loofah, where's my loofah?!

Shut up, Phil.

So just leave Lady Mom on the floor as a painful remainder of everyone I clutch to my bosom in friendship, only to feel the icy pang of betrayal as they sink their serpent's teeth into my... y'know... my bosom!

Phillip

[Cheerfully] Well, my ears are burnin'.

Wha... Phillip?!

Phillip

Ta-daaa!

[Stand-offish] Eager to know why you're here.

Have you come to gloat?

Phillip

That, and I think I might have left my Zune here. Have ya seen it?

I don't know.

Phillip

No? It's a...

No, nothing here but a profound sense of betrayal.

Phillip

... little Zune, it's got Mp3s on it...

Oh, and back knives.

Phillip

Ah, it's no biggie, I'll just buy a new one. I'm a billionaire now, you know.

Yes, I can tell by the tuxedo.

Phillip

Yep, that's what we wear. Y'know.

ZZ Top would be proud.

Phillip

Chompa chompa.