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Frisky Dingo · Season 1

Killface and Phillip in “Meet Antagone”

[Unable to get his money out of the bank after Phil spends the money he received from suing Killface] Ridiculous! A hundred and eighty dollars for snake oil?

Shark oil, and some of that was for the bath salts and add... the luffa.

Oh damn your luffa... [Starts pounding the machine] and damn Xander Crews and damn his snotty back!

Yeah, why do you bank here anyway?

[Temporarily with a happier tone] Checking with interest. [Starts pounding the machine again, breaking it] But now this blasted machine tells me my checking account can't be accessed!!

Wow, already?

I d- I beg your pardon?

Well, we had to freeze your assets. [Killface tries to suppress his anger with a deep breath] Come on, its common sense. I'm sorry, you want some walking around money?

No, I want to go you to the car and get some plasma charges and blow Xander Crews' crummy, little bank to-

(The bank explodes, knocking Killface and Phillip away)

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