Old Spice quotes from Frisky Dingo

Well, a train's not an iron rooster but that's what they call it in China!

Xander Crews

Really?

[Laughs, speaks in chinese] It's a colorful language.

All right, tell Old Spice thanks for helping us escape… uh the map… Oh! And thanks for these new eyes!

Xander

[in Mandarin] Thanks for your help. And the eyes.

[in Mandarin] The glasses are only temporary.

Xander

Neat!

Oh, this bag of radishes.

Xander

[in Mandarin] Also, thanks for the radishes!

Move over bananas, I found a new source of potassium.

[in Mandarin] There should also be a turnip.

Oh, and tell him… [looks at Xander] you know, you’re really dead handsome.

Xander

[in Mandarin] He says you’re very handsome.

[looks nonplussed at Killface then Xander. In Mandarin] Tell him I have a wife. In China.

Xander

Uh… he says he has a car, in China.

Well, I don’t care about his car!

Xander

Well, I’m not gonna tell him that!

No, do tell him! Tell him that verbatim.

Xander

Owning a car in China has got to be, like, a huge deal! Of course he’s proud!

Barnaby.

Xander

Think how many rags he had to pick!

Time’s a bit of a factor here.

Xander

TELL HIM YOU’RE PROUD OF HIS CAR!

What does it matter what I say?

Xander

Well, he speaks English.

[to Old Spice] You speak English?

Yes.

[walks away] Mm-hmm.

Next Question - no that's it, we're done!

Coming Up, Friends, followed by -

[Sighs, switches channel]

Betrayal, Starring Jeremy Irons-

Mm. No. [switches channel]

Si Bueno i como Barnaby Jone-

No. [switches channel]

- Marathon, of this Old Barn-

-A Bee-

- Jones of Team Jaguar -

Barnaby Jones. Well, mark my words, as my newish HD TV goes, so goes-[cut to the Crews building]

Xander Crews

Xander frickin' Crews! Do you see the big ass sign out there? Does it say "Stan the big dumb fat jerk liar who tried to steal my company"? No! Building's not tall enough! Yuck, you know, I'm just glad my murdered parents aren't alive to see this, and frankly, we're not too stoked about seeing it either.

You son of a bitch.

Xander Crews

Are we, Old Spice?

Yes!

Xander Crews

He says no. Now do it until you get it right!

MASTER CYLINDER! MASTER CYLINDER!