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Frisky Dingo · Season 1

Xander Crews (on TV), Male TV Voice and others in “Thrust Issues”

[Bored, Killface watches his TV]

XCXander Crews (on TV)

Next Question - no that's it, we're done!

MTMale TV Voice

Coming Up, Friends, followed by -

[Sighs, switches channel]

FTFemale TV Voice

Betrayal, Starring Jeremy Irons-

Mm. No. [switches channel]

STSpanishMale TV Voice

Si Bueno i como Barnaby Jone-

No. [switches channel]

MTMale TV News Voice

- Marathon, of this Old Barn-

[switches channel]

FTFemale TV Documentary Voice

-A Bee-

[switches channel]

DJDarcell Jones

- Jones of Team Jaguar -

[Killface blasts his TV Screen]

Barnaby Jones. Well, mark my words, as my newish HD TV goes, so goes-[cut to the Crews building]

Xander frickin' Crews! Do you see the big ass sign out there? Does it say "Stan the big dumb fat jerk liar who tried to steal my company"? No! Building's not tall enough! Yuck, you know, I'm just glad my murdered parents aren't alive to see this, and frankly, we're not too stoked about seeing it either.

You son of a bitch.

Are we, Old Spice?

Yes!

He says no. Now do it until you get it right!

MASTER CYLINDER! MASTER CYLINDER!

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