A character in Frisky Dingo
Played by Stuart Culpepper
Frisky Dingo · 252 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Frisky Dingo: in 27 of its 252 quotes
Most scenes with: Xander Crews (18), Killface (4), Taqu'il (4)
And so now, Mr. Crews will hunt.
Well, then, put down the bamboo.
What fucking bamboo?
You gotta put a big pile of it down, and then the mommy panda comes out and she's all, "gotta find some bamboo for my babies," and you're like [fires shotgun] POW! Peel'er one
You think they're looking for us?
Both presidential candidates lost in a...duck bog? They must be.
[In Killface's apartment, Dottie and Taqu'il watch a NASCAR race]
Man, I can't believe this.
Well, it's not like we can stay out there all night.
No, I can't believe I've been missing out on this white-knuckle thrill ride. Lookit, Junior's makin' a move!
God love him.
All right, who's ready for another Tom Collins?
See, now he gets me.
(on headline outing Simon) BOOSH! Dude, we have got to jump on this with both feet.
Nope.
I want WebTV, I want Bluetube...
Nope, we leave this one alone.
Why?
Because two words: John Kerry.
Who?
Exactly.
[Beat] ...He some sort of famous gay dude?
I do have shortlist of four tentative maybes.
[grabbing list]] Let's see here...
Okay, Snatch-mo.
[reading] Roxanne, the Real Roxanne, Roxanne Shanté, and Salman Rushdie.
Which...I think it's actually "Salmon."
Huh, well, we'll just see what old Wikipedia has to say about this Canada business... Why is, um... nothing's happening here.
You're not connected to the Internet!
The what?
How good is... your reading?
Not great.
[Fifty minutes after the computer goes down]
No, what are the last three digits?
I don't even see the I.P. address.
It's right up...
Now I'm thinking of I.P Freely. Now I'm thinking of Ace Frehley. Stan, Ace Frehley...
Oh, for fuck's sake...
Put him in on list.
Why is the damn thing turned off?
You said shut down.
Momentarily, a half an hour ago!
Well, I didn't go to computer academy!
Oh, shut the fuck up!
Sir, care to sample a yummy wee-muf?
[typing] Why the hell would you come over here and presume that I would want a yummy... mmmmmiss-muf?
Give my regards to Hooper.
[in Awesome X gear]And what's that supposed to mean? You know, I hate it...with your little snotty foreshadowing.
Greetings, America. (removes helmet) I. . .am. . .Sinn. (Deceptacles gasp in surprise, along with Killface, who is watching from home) And I, with my lover, the Dread Lobster...
Hi!
And my sisters in chaos, Valerie and the supervillainess Antagone--
(Valerie growls and Antagone steps over with a cackle)
Who is soon to give birth to what I can only assume will be a giant, hideous ant-baby unwittingly sired by crippled billionaire tycoon Xander Crews--
(watching in office) God...damn it.
Now control the Annihilatrix, and your new President, in office thanks only to a corrupt Supreme Court...
(watching from the Oval Office) And more specifically, Stephen Breyer. Boosh! (Makes toast with Stan)
And/or ka-kow!
Is powerless to stop me, for backed by the might of the Annihilatrix, the Sisterhood of Chaos now rules the world! And now, back to the Haggar Pants 500.
(Network turns back to stock car race)
How can she afford a media buy? (Simon mumbles) Still...
What about the World Court?
C'mon, man, the Hague is a fucking joke.
Good point.
Man, this launch panel is just a breeder reactor wired to the ignition of a '98 Celica. Stan, I can hot-wire this.
Um, we may have a larger problem. (Killface and Xander are holding him at gunpoint)
Yes, I'm afraid you do.
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