Do you realize this is probably the last time we're all gonna be here in the coffee house as six single people ?
Why, what's happening to the coffee house ?!
S7 E23The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding, Part 1
From now on it's gonna be the four of you guys and me and the Mrs. Little Woman. Wife. The old ball and chain.
Old ?
Young hot ball and chain.
I need to talk to you about something.
What's up ?
This may be a little awkward..
Listen, if you wanna borrow money it's kind of a bad time. I'm buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.
No, it's not that. What I'm gonna say to you I'm not saying it as your friend, I'm saying it as Monica's older brother.
But you're still my friend ?
Not for the next few minutes.
During this time, are you still my best man ?
Nope.
Can I still call you Ross ?
Okay. You guys are getting married tomorrow and I couldn't be more thrilled for both of you. But as Monica's older brother I have to tell you this : If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down and kick your ass. [Chandler bursts out laughing] What ? I'm serious [Chandler laughs again] Hey dude ! Stop it okay ? I'm not kidding here !
I hear what you're saying and thanks for the warning.
No problem.
So we're friends again ?
Yeah.
You won't believe what Monica's older brother just said to me !
S7 E24The One with Monica and Chandler's Wedding, Part 2
[The future in-laws, including Chandler's cross-dressing father Charles, are chatting.]
Well, he better not come by here. He can't see the bride in the wedding dress.
NBNora Bing
As I recall, when we got married, I saw the groom in the wedding dress.
CBCharles Bing
But that was after the wedding. It's not bad luck then.
NBNora Bing
Honey, it isn't good luck.
[Best man Ross is walking down the aisle with bridesmaids Phoebe and Rachel.]
This is nice.
What?
I've never walked down the aisle knowing it can't end in divorce!
Chandler, for so long I wondered if I would ever find my prince, my soul mate. Then three years ago, at another wedding, I turned to a friend for comfort. And instead, I found everything that I'd ever been looking for my whole life. And now here we are with our future before us and I only want to spend it with you, my prince, my soulmate, my friend. Unless you don't want to. You go!
Monica, I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever had to do. But when i saw you walking down that aisle, I realized how simple it was. I love you. And any surprises that come our way, it's ok, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if I'm sure?
You may now kiss the bride. So I guess by the powers vested in me by the state of New York and the internet guys, I now pronounce you husband and wife. O WAIT! Do you take each other?
I do.
I do.
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