[referring to Ross' relationship with the much younger Elizabeth] Now, all jokes aside. Ross, where is this relationship going?
Wait a minute. All jokes aside? I didn't agree to that.
S6 E24The One with the Proposal, Part 1
I mean, if you're not careful, you may not get married at all this year.
[Chandler and Monica run into Richard and his new girlfriend]
RRichard
I see you grew your hair long.
Yeah. Oh, that's right, you always wanted me to. I see you grew your mustache back.
RRichard
Yeah, my nose was getting lonely.
[to Richard's date] And you don't have a mustache, which is good. [laughs, stops abruptly and extends his hand] Hi, I'm Chandler and I make jokes when I'm uncomfortable.
S6 E25The One with the Proposal, Part 2
[To Richard] Getting over you was the single most difficult thing I have ever done in my life, so I don't allow myself to think about you
You wanted it to be a surprise.
Oh my...
Chandler... in all my life I never thought I'd be so lucky as to fall in love with my best -- my best -- There's a reason why girls don't do this!
Okay, okay, I'll do it. I thought: wait, I can do this. I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that is that you -- you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. And if you let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. Monica, will you marry me?
Yes! I knew you were likely to take a wife!
Can we come in yet? We're dying out here!
Come in! Come in! We're engaged!
Yeah, you are!
Phoebe! You picked Joey AND Ross! You cannot have two backups!
Of course I can. It's just good sense to back up your backup. Look, I've already lost Chandler.
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