Mrs. Douglas quotes from Freakazoid!

Dexter? Is that you? How bad a driver are you, hon?

Roddy MacStew

Oh I'm his uh.. [thinking] WHAT SHOULD I SAY! I CANT THINK! SHE'LL NEVER BUY IT! CRUD! CRUD! [out loud] I'm his insurance agent.

Insurance agent? But he's only 17.

Roddy MacStew

[thinking] CRUD! I BLEW IT! I BLEW IT! [out loud] Oh no, I meant his driving instructor. It's time for his lesson.

On Christmas Day?

Roddy MacStew

He's a very bad driver.

We'd be at grandpa's by now if it weren't for Dexter.

Dexter Douglas

Hey, I got lost in the desert.

And you weren't around to help when that blue guy jumped me again.

You're the only one who see this blue guy, Duncan.

He's real.

Of course, he's real to you, dear. But that's because, you're probably insane.

What are you laughing at?!