“I think it was a big mistake to...” – Cave Guy, Freakazoid! ... TV Quotes Database

I think it was a big mistake to run in [this sci-fi convention]; this is frightening behavior in adults. I hope none of them touches me.

[Cave Guy bumps into someone cosplaying a Klingon (actually Freakazoid in disguise)]

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[Says something in Klingon]

Go away!

[Cosplayer looks confused, then understands and hands Cave Guy a 'Klingon to English' dictionary]

Oh dear, a Klingon-to-English dictionary. You, made up a little language based off a TV show. That's not right!

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[Says another phrase in Klingon while buddying up with Cave Guy]

[Cave Guy runs out of the convention screaming and leaps into a manned police car]

Take me to jail, please! A Klingon is after me.

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