Fan Boy in “Unfinished Business”

Dear Mister Spock, oh golly gee boy

It sure would make me smile and laugh

If I could have your autograph

If I don't get it, I'll be blue

But then I know what I will do

I'll call you up on the telephone

And bother you when you're at home

You hang up, the line goes dead

But then a new idea pops in my head

I'll visit you right where you live

I'll ring on the doorbell and ask if you'll give

That autograph I've been waiting for

You give it to me, and so much more

(BOOM!)

Oh thank you, thank you, Mister Spock

Now please call Bones; I need a doc.