18 QUOTES

Mike Cosgrove quotes from Freakazoid!

Played by Edward Asner · 18 quotes · page 2 of 2

Played by Edward Asner

2nd most-quoted character in Freakazoid!: in 18 of its 135 quotes
Most scenes with: Freak the Freakazoid (13), Roddy MacStew (2), Dr. M. Mystico (2)

Scenes with Mike Cosgrove 15

CCosgrove

[walking through sewers] What do they call "poo-gas" in Scotland?

Roddy MacStew

"Crud-vapors".

CCosgrove

Crud-vapors. I like that.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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[A large e-mail window appears]

EME-mail client

You've got some nice e-mail!

Freakazoid

Mail, for me? [Presses button, then reading] To Freakazoid, from Mandy Triceratops of Columbia University. My question concerns Pearl Jam. When will they appear on your show? Sincerely, Mandy. P.S. I am majoring in all the knowledge ever acquired throughout history. [Hauls window off-camera]

CCosgrove

Those Columbia kids are pretty smart.

Freakazoid

Huh, they sure are! Mandy, not to rain on your girlish hopes but Pearl Jam will never appear on this program because they would want money.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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Freakazoid

One: Norm Abram is missing. Two:...

CCosgrove

We don't have a two.

S1 E15 Unfinished Business

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