Frasier · Season 5
Martin is excited about his trip to San Francisco with Duke to retrace their steps from their shore leave there in 1952
Back then, there was no place like Frisco for a single guy cruising the streets looking for a good time.
You know Dad, I think you'll find Frisco hasn't changed all that much.
[Roz talks about having in-laws without being married.]
That's like posing nude for your art teacher and still flunking the course. [Frasier looks shocked] Shut up. I needed the credits.
Niles proudly shows Frasier a photograph of his new 18th-century Turkish prayer rug
Paid a fortune for it, but legend says whatever you pray for on this rug will come to you.
Certainly worked for the dealer.
After Vickie turns him down, Frasier is rather upset. Roz has other things to worry about
What is wrong with me? Why can't I find a single woman who's interested in me?
Those are two different questions, really, so we should just sit down and talk them both over. Oh, wait, I can't, BECAUSE I'M IN LABOR!
Niles has met a woman who lives in Frasier's building, and things are going well
I'm seeing her again tonight, so you'll understand if I'm a little bit drained tomorrow during our squash game. My lovemaking can get slightly athletic.
Which is more than can be said for your squash game.
Martin wants to take Frasier to see Chimps on Ice for his birthday; Frasier wants to stay in and watch Così fan tutte
Duke said, in the finale the whole cast skates to the top of this ramp, and then Splat! Right into a tank of whipped cream. Bet they don't do that at your opera.
No, and Mozart's still kicking himself.
Niles offers to take Martin out to a new fusion restaurant. As they leave, Frasier picks up the phone
Can't wait. Where are we going, anyway?
Well... (closes the door)
Hello, I'd like to order a large pizza, please. What toppings? Just a second. (Martin returns) Dad, what d'you want on your pizza?
Since I fired you, I haven't been able to eat or sleep.
Kenny, it's only been an hour and a half.
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