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Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends Season 1 quotes

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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Let's try Coco!

BEBloo, Eduardo, Douglas, Adam, Nina and Coco

[singing] Coco Coco bo-boco

Banana fana foco foco

Mee mi momo coco!

Let's try... SHUT UP!

[Frankie orders to stop singing and Bloo and others continue to sing]

BEBloo, Eduardo, Douglas, Adam, Nina and Coco

[singing] Shut up shut up

Bo butup banana

fana fo futup

me mi mo mutup, mutup!

Frankie, what if we don't catch Wilt at his next stop?

I don't know. But don't worry. We can always try for the next stop until we catch him. As long as there's a trail to follow, we'll find him.

Let's try Frankie!

BEBloo, Eduardo, Douglas, Adam, Nina and Coco

[singing again, making Mac and Frankie annoyed] Frankie Frankie

Bo benkie Banana

fo fenkie!

[Meanwhile, Wilt has finished mowing the final lawn in the suburbs with his lawnmower and dozens lawns have been mowed neatly]

Phew. 274 lawns. [stands up] And it only took several hours out of my trip.

[The gang are checking out at a motel after staying for a late night in losing track of Wilt's trail]

[on the phone with Madame Foster while checking out at the front desk] No, Grandma. We didn't find him. We totally lost his trail.

RReceptionist

Checking out?

Yes, thank you. [signing a form] It was really late last night, so we stayed in a motel. I guess there's nothing else to do except come home. Maybe you're right. Maybe he will just come back. I sure hope so. We'll be back this afternoon. Love you, too. [hangs up and puts her phone in her purse; sighs sadly]

Maybe he left some clues! Come on, we gotta try!

Mac…

NNina

No, wait. The kid's got a point. Maybe there are some clues. His behavior has been sporadic, but what about before he left? Did anyone notice him acting strange?

Well, actually, he was acting really weird at the reunion.

NNina

How so?

He seemed really tense and uncomfortable and he was smiling really hard like this. [imitates Wilt's strained grin] And he was getting really confused about stuff. Like, he put potato salad in someone's lemonade.

POISONED PEOPLE!

NNina

Mm-hmm... was there anything that might have been triggering this strange behavior? Anything someone was doing or saying?

I don't think so. I was just asking about his creator. I mean, who is his creator anyway?

Al Capone! No… Attila the Hut!

Heck if I know. Did you know that in all the years Wilt has been at the house, Wilt's creator hasn't even once come to the reunion?

NNina

Never?

Nope. Nobody even knows who he or she is.

NNina

Well, we're going to find out.

AAdam

Thank goodness the internet does not offer anyone any privacy.

DDouglas

I never would have guessed Wilt and his creator were in...Japan!

[The group approaches the arrival/delays board as they arrive at the airport; Most of the flights in and out are marked "delayed"; Flight 724 for Japan shows a blinking "on time" sign and the group rushes towards their designated gate]

AAdam

So, who else wanted first class?

[Cut to the plane flying off towards the sunset]

[off-screen] GODZILLA! WILT'S CREATOR IS GODZILLA!

[off-screen; irritated] WILL YOU GIVE IT A REST ALREADY?!

SStats

Wilt? Oh, my gosh! Wilt, is that you?

Stats? Stats!

SStats

Wilt, it's been so long! So, tell me, what brings you back to the hood?

I've come to see Larry. [walks into the old basketball court] Foul Larry!

FLFoul Larry

[sitting in a corner, wearing a robe] Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. Sore Loser. You're late.

Sorry. But I had some things to take care of.

FLFoul Larry

It's been 30 years since I whoop your behind. Come back for more?

No thanks. You know what I'm here for, Foul Larry, if that's okay.

FLFoul Larry

A rematch, huh? 'Nother game of 2-on-2? [mocking gasp] Oh, wait! That's right. Your little creator has gone away and left you all alone. [mocking baby talk] Hee hee hee...What do you think you gon' do? You think if you beat me he'll forgive you? He'll take you back? Well, forget it! He don't want you no more! And you know why? 'Cause you let him down. 'Cause you're a loser!

Why don't you prove it? [unties his hobo bindle, revealing a red, white, and blue basketball] Is that okay?

FLFoul Larry

[takes off his robe and throws it aside; approaches Wilt at the center of the court, showing that he's taller than him] Scared, shorty?

Ready when you are!

[remorsefully] I lost again. I can't believe I lost again. Now he'll never forgive me.

JJordan

Wilt? I'm sorry, but, are you okay?

Jordan?

[Jordan helps his imaginary friend get back up on his feet and the group appears from offscreen]

FGFoster Gang

Wilt!

[surprised] Wha… Guys?! How did you… when did… What are you doing here?

We have been so mucho worried about you!

We've been following you for days!

But you were, like, running all over the place!

[to Jordan, after he saved him] I don't understand. Why'd you come to get me? I lost. I let you down.

JJordan

Let me down? You saved me. [voice-over on flashback] I didn't even know until Stats told me. And your arm and your eye. It was all my fault. I looked everywhere for you, but you disappeared. If I hadn't been so obsessed about that game, you never would have gotten hurt and I never would have lost you. Losing had taught me something, winning isn't everything. Your friends, the people you loved, that's the most important. That's worth sacrificing yourself for. I created you to make me a better ball player, but instead, you made me a better person. [end of flashback] I can't thank you enough.

There's no need.

[Back at Foster's… Stats, Foul Larry, and a few other imaginary friends from Wilt's neighborhood move in while the 5-year creator reunion comes to an end]

SStats

Come on. It's okay. They know you're not a jerk anymore.

FLFoul Larry

[worried] But, what if no little kid wants me?

Are you kidding? A big, strong, tough guy like you? You'll be adopted in a week. [pats Foul Larry's head as he pants like a dog and he happily enters the house]

SStats

See? Being good ain't so bad.

[on the phone with Madame Foster while driving] Look, Grandma, I went to the post office, picked up Mac and Bloo at the movies, and picked up Ed and Coco at the dentist! I don't have anything else to take care of, so I'm on my way!

[answers her phone while driving; yelling angrily] FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM ON THE WAY!!!!!!

[Cut to a courthouse…]

[on the phone; sharply] Don't you take that tone with me, missy! You'd better be here in two shakes of a lamp's tail! Got it?!

She's a thief!

That's a load of malarkey, Khones!

JJudge

[banging his gavel] Madame Foster, please refrain from your outbursts.

Oh, yes, certainly. Whatever you say, love.

Your excellency, it was my stuff, and she took it.

LIES! ALL LIES!

JJudge

[banging his gavel again] Order! I will have order!

Please, pardon my French, young man, but what he's saying is a bunch of baloney.

No, tuna. It's half a tuna sandwich.

That tuna sandwich was mine and you know it, Khones! I made it three weeks ago!

JJudge

[banging his gavel again] Order! One more outburst and I will find you in contempt.

Oopsie. [giggles] Pardon me.

JJudge

Well, well, well. What? Did you steal some fries to go with your sandwich?

Why you tyrannical-saurus sandwich-loving gun of a son!

JJudge

[furious] THAT'S IT, YOU ARE IN COMTEMPT!

Oh, don't you tempt me, law boy!

[lowering herself to Louise's eye level] Please...listen to me. And listen carefully. I have had a crazy day. Now I can forget all about the sandwiches, dentists, courthouses, the brain-sucking aliens from the outer who-knows-where–

Gotta go gotta go!

–as long as I can find out one teeny-tiny little thing. Louise, where, WHERE DOES CHEESE HAVE TO GO?!

LLouise

I don't know. Sometimes he just likes to go. [Cheese darts out of the apartment]

[running into the city] Gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta go–

LLouise

See? Look at him go.

[in tears] I can't believe all those people saw my tushy! Now everyone knows I'm fat! They all know now!

[Bloo and Mac are also being held in the same cell]

I'm a hero, Mac. A hero! History will vindicate me!

[annoyed] You are such a doofus.

[The cell door opens, and Jackie Khones and Coco are let in by the officer who was previously getting sandwiches with them. The officer now has a black eye]

Coco coco co coco!

[The officer shuts the cell door on them.]

I did give him a sandwich! A knuckle sandwich. I said, "let's get sandwiches," not "I'll buy you a sandwich, you freeloader." [Madame Foster smirks at him] Shut up.

[During the credits; Outside of Foster's, Frankie is in Madame Foster's car, getting ready to go on her way to pick her and the gang up from jail]

[on the phone with her grandma] Yeah, Grandma, I'm on my way. No, I'll be there, in like, 15 minutes. No, I didn't get donuts yet.

[running down on the sidewalk] Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go, gotta go…

Cheese, no, wait! [realizes and talks to herself; calmly] No. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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