Wilt? Oh, my gosh! Wilt, is that you?
Stats? Stats!
Wilt, it's been so long! So, tell me, what brings you back to the hood?
I've come to see Larry. [walks into the old basketball court] Foul Larry!
[sitting in a corner, wearing a robe] Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. Sore Loser. You're late.
Sorry. But I had some things to take care of.
It's been 30 years since I whoop your behind. Come back for more?
No thanks. You know what I'm here for, Foul Larry, if that's okay.
A rematch, huh? 'Nother game of 2-on-2? [mocking gasp] Oh, wait! That's right. Your little creator has gone away and left you all alone. [mocking baby talk] Hee hee hee...What do you think you gon' do? You think if you beat me he'll forgive you? He'll take you back? Well, forget it! He don't want you no more! And you know why? 'Cause you let him down. 'Cause you're a loser!
Why don't you prove it? [unties his hobo bindle, revealing a red, white, and blue basketball] Is that okay?
[takes off his robe and throws it aside; approaches Wilt at the center of the court, showing that he's taller than him] Scared, shorty?
Ready when you are!
More from this episode
All quotes from this episode →More Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends quotes · These quotes come from Wikiquote's Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.