Wash quotes from Firefly

Yes... yes. This is a fertile land, and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land, and we will call it... This Land.

I think we should call it... your grave!

Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Ha ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh! Now DIE!

Oh no, God, oh dear God in heaven...

Wash

[Over intercom to Lund and other Alliance supporters] Every man there go back inside, or we will blow a new crater in this little moon.

Wash

Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.

Wash

Big stop just to renew your license to Companion. Can I use "Companion" as a verb?

Wash

So now I'm learning about carrying.

Wash

Now I'm learning about scary.

Wash

They'd have to be insane to follow us through here.

Wash

They're not behind us any more!

Wash

I didn't think of that.

Wash

Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow mop.

Wash

Kaylee! Go to blackout! We're being buzzed!

Kaylee

Shi [Meaning affirmative]. Going dark.

Kaylee

Okay, now I can't get down.

Zoe

I know something ain't right.

Wash

Sweetie, we're crooks. If everything were right, we'd be in jail.

Zoe

Sir, we don't want to deal with Patience again.

Mal

Why not?

Zoe

She shot you.

Mal

Well, yeah, she did a bit.

Mal

Did you send word to Patience?

Wash

Yeah, ain't heard back yet. Didn't she shoot you one time?

Mal

Everyone's makin' a fuss!

Mal

I believe that woman's plannin' to shoot me again.

Jayne

Here's a little concept I've been working on. Why don't we shoot her first?

Wash

It is her turn.

Zoe

Sir? I'd like you to take the helm, please. I need this man to tear all my clothes off.

Wash

Work, work, work...

Jayne

You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with 'til you understand who's in ruttin' command here! Now we're finishing this deal, and then maybe, maybe we'll come back for those morons... got themselves caught... and you can't change that by getting all... bendy.

Wash

All what?

Jayne

You got the light... from the console to keep you... lifting you up... they shine like... [Starts grabbing at the air] little angels...

Wash

Did he just go crazy and fall asleep?

Simon

I told him to sit down.

You fought with Captain Reynolds in the war?

Zoe

Fought with a lot of people in the war.

And your husband?

Zoe

Fight with him sometimes, too.

Is there any particular reason you don't wish to discuss your marriage?

Zoe

Don't see that it's any of your business, is all. We're very private people.

Wash

The legs! [laughs] Oh yeah, definitely have to say it was her legs. You can put that down. Her legs, and right where her legs... meet her back. Tha— actually, that whole area. That, and... and above it. [...] Have you seen what she wears? Forget about it. Have you ever been with a warrior woman?